Student: Sir, what is an idiot?
Teacher: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Student: No
A helicopter was flying around above Bangalore when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Bengaluru airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the IT park, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." :) :)
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm"
a lion and a bull walking around in the jungle when the lion looked around and told the bull: ohhh man i'm late, i gotta go home right now.. The bull looked at him saying.. ohh.. look at you! king of the jungle scared being late??
Lion: I'v got a lioness waiting for my ass at home not a freaking cow!
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hahaha......post more...
slowly slowly ..............!
UR jokes are like cynade, killing us slowly slowly....:(
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either leave the jokes to the experts or take a crash course on how to make jokes..
haha. lol 2 the first comment only
Ok....
Where Am I..?
A helicopter was flying around above Bangalore when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Bengaluru airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the IT park, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." :) :)
Not funny
liked the last 2 jokes but the original thread.....????????
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral: "Always allow the boss to speak first"
a lion and a bull walking around in the jungle when the lion looked around and told the bull: ohhh man i'm late, i gotta go home right now.. The bull looked at him saying.. ohh.. look at you! king of the jungle scared being late??
Lion: I'v got a lioness waiting for my ass at home not a freaking cow!
lame.
WK is right.....enough of "not funny" jokes.
Our lecturer keeps on telling that this is what politicians do, can you give him ur joke booklet pls.
I don't understand you, WK.
Throw away that joke book NOW