Santa & Banta

nite_rider
By nite_rider

Banta Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph."
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay."
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
Santa replied,"I wanted to stay here for a night....."

By anonymous• 7 Nov 2010 12:44
anonymous

nice one

By soniya• 28 Oct 2010 18:22
soniya

By gudone• 28 Oct 2010 15:07
gudone

hahaha.... goooood..

By Fishey• 28 Oct 2010 14:37
Fishey

santa an Banta you rock

By cherukkan• 28 Oct 2010 14:27
cherukkan

Lol, funny sardarji jokes.

By sonaam• 28 Oct 2010 14:24
sonaam

Hahaha Santa and Banta is always funny.

By amalp• 28 Oct 2010 14:22
amalp

lol :)

By drmana• 28 Oct 2010 14:20
drmana

ROFL....good one.

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