some small jokes
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book?" she replies,
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies and division of friends.
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.
3. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master degree.
19. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
here comes Sardarni ......
A sardarni and sardar were standing nude in a lake. Suddenly sardar lowers his hands in water and come up with a fish and said look sardarni i got fish in my net
Sardarni said :Sardar jee why you always have fish in your net and never me" Sardar says let me check. He went under water, checked and infrom " Oh Sardarni how can you get a fish you got a torned net"
watever
It needs immagination to understand rather height of immagination
i dint undrstand ....
Good one..
Though heard few of the jokes before but thanks again for sharing it with us...
King fish anyone?
CET question paper.,
Fill in the blanks.,
If a girl faints, we must first check her PU_S_.
Those who wrote pulse got medical seats, others got engineering seats
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WHY ARE HURRICANES, NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they
go, they take your house and car with them.
for the title this is a pretty BIG read!
Good Jokes
I think 99 percent will be in Engineering because the sentence relates to girl.
What course did you take?
something's wrong. i should be in the medical field then. :(
i took the wrong course.
Posted so many times.
i was in medical side :)
Why don't we have sardine jokes?
Very small jokes..hahaha
rizks... ur comments are more funnier..........
and u think tat are small jokes ? :(
wat a joke ? :(