JOKES, PLEASE laugh
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
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An Antartican suddenly realizes his house is on fire. He immediately dials 9-1-1.
The fireman answers, "Yes may I help you?"
The Antartican replies, "My house is on fire, come quick!!!"
The fireman asks, "How do we get there?"
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One man said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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A young man tutored his sweetheart maths,
he thought of it as his mission,
he kissed her once then once again and said
"There, that's addition!"
She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action,
she kissed once and once again,
smiled and said "and that's subtraction!"
Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication,
they kissed each other once, then twice,
and said "that must be multiplication!"
Meanwhile the young lady's father
had this 'lesson' in his vision,
he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said
"Then that is long division!"
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A student burst into his professor’s office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
ha h aha ha hha ha he he he hhe
LOL... @comments...
lol brit...
She said "You remind me of a pepper-pot",
I said "I'll take that as a condiment".
LMAO Fs! hahahaha....
Risks badly wanted to be known as a great man. So after long research he made a new addition to Newton’s law.
And was awarded the 2010 Nobel Prize for his new "Theory of Motion..."" and it says
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion "
It's now been blocked at my workplace. Dammit! No more plagiarism allowed.
You got me.. :O)
By the way ,
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
Brit, you have you been on Sickipedia again?
I do love the German jokes though. Think it may be lost on most...
is it time to laugh now?
Cool...keep it up...:)
lol SNM !
Ho Ho Ho !
i'd rather fart
ha
haha funy try this 4fun
Rofl TB !
Blank stare
I'll cheer you up with a couple of German Jokes:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
hmmmm ok i will think over it to laugh or not to laugh :(
I didn't see anything there to laugh.
Nope, not laughing. The idea of a joke is that it is FUNNY!
should be posted in funnies, then i would have thought of laughing....:)