Rajni Mania
THERE IS NO SHOWMAN LIKE RAJNIKANT
Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!
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Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
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;-)The Bank Bounced:-D
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Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
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Awesum fact..,
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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USA POWER
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INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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That child name is
RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,
and got it.
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Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn’t lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA!
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal...
The gas today is known as ozone layer
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
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Rajni arguing with woman and in anger showing her his middle finger &
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Woman gets pregnant !!!
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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!
Don't talk about Rajnikant, otherwise Mallus will complain him and the next hour you will not be in this world.
Obama was worried about Osama Bin Laden to enter India, Rajnikant told him until I am alive, Osama cannot dare to step in there.
Rajnikant hasn't met our friend Quick Gun Murugun yet!
LOL!But who is this Rajnikant. I think he doesn't dare show up before me.
Superb :)
Good for your health!
funnyboy, i can't stop laughing still watching the youtube link...
Its The Rajnikant.. world's biggest movie star.. india's highest paid actor The Rajnikant...
http://asiasociety.org/blog/reasia/worlds-biggest-movie-star-man-you-dont-knowyet
Whyteknight you have now annoyed Felix more than me..
Who is he
Rajni mania continues :
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some of them are hilarious :-))
Felix - take a walk, it will help clear your mind ;-)
Rajnikanth can drown a fish in water
It was rajnikanth ωнσ wrote "tere baap choor hai" on amitab's hand in dewar that's why shashi kapoor was scared of taking rajni signature
Once a cobra bite rajnikanth and after 5 days of excruciating pain тнє cobra died
Rajni knows ωнσ let тнє dogs out
Once rajnikanth murmered something while he was asleep and that's how log tables were formed
Felix, chill...It's been posted in FUNNIES...
Dont ban me pls else i will name ur id to Rajnikat sir
ROFL..
MOD please ban this user and remove this thread.
LOL for --
"** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!! "
so what?