Be Strong Honey, I LOVE YOU too..:)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s**, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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P.S...if this was posted before, just post ur comment.."I love u too Honey"..hehehe
bdsa,it scares me too.:O
r u there sara ???????????????
I heard it i thought it was shyte, and after 6003 times my opinion has not changed! :0(
hahahahahhahahaa
your point number 666 scares me add some point pls ??????????? hahaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahaha, funny!!!big problem if there's no vaseline left.
i wonder how he planned to do it with her husband tied to a chair..was it a custom made chair??
I also thought that this is another version of P.S I love you Honey..:)
hahaha..i thought one of the romantic love stories again..
I heard the version where he breaks into a house to look for Shekels and spears. :O)
Not again
hahahahaha... you can't really tell someone's sexuality from his/her appearance..
HAHAHAHA..I'll print this!I LOVE YOU HONEY!