$uPeR mAn........just for fun...

Lawahda
By Lawahda

Money, Attitude & Ego are like your underwear. You should have it... But should not show it .. Unless you are a Superman.

By Victoria5518• 15 Feb 2011 21:15
Rating: 3/5
Victoria5518

SUPERMAN

Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.

He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"

"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.

He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."

Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."

He again flew away.

While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!

Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

By anonymous• 15 Feb 2011 17:23
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

lols ....good one :D

By Mr M.• 15 Feb 2011 16:34
Rating: 5/5
Mr M.

Saeedkan i have given Catwoman a day off!

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