Just for laughs!

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself
in the chest.'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3, 000.00 to
get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger" !! :o)