Guess what this is? Part 2
Answer: PRISON IN AUSTRALIA!
It's a new Prison in the AUSTRALIA!
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, keep scrolling scroll down.
This should make things a little bit clearer.
At PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
At WORK you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office
At PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for
At WORK you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
At PRISON You get time off for good behavior
At WORK you get more work for Good behavior
At PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At WORK You must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself
At PRISON You can watch TV and play games
At WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
At PRISON You get your own toilet
At WORK you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat
At PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
At WORK you aren't even supposed to speak To your family
At PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
At PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At WORK
you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
At PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
At WORK
They are called managers
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to spend more time in QL!
i would have gone back to work, just that its lunch time now, yipppeeee!..:))
TinkerB, u could really make a man actually Kill his Boss...loool
Tinker B, you on my to-do list, loool... no way!, i could never hurt a fly.(well, atleast until 9 comments ago.)
Now how do i get tat free vacation :/?
OK, i give up, was never really good at kung-fu or boss-killing. :(
niceee
TinkerB, ooo yes i did already :(, but, i just ticked it off my to-do list.
umm... next on the list is, double-parking on my HR and admin. manager parking spots(it would kill them both,100%) and
oh! my favorite,hehehe.. that my Qatari neighbors persian cat...i guess it is tired of living,anyways(always making sad crying noises at night) ;)...Hope i get deported to Austr-where-ever-tat-prison is. :))
Brit... you mean offsprings of convicts,lol..its a nice family house though.
nice one
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/09/29/austrian-five-star-prison/
Fitting that ancestors of convicts should build such a prison...
Go Oz!
didnt know "kind-hearted"guys like you still existed in this wicked wicked world. Now i know you are planning to send me on a free vacation to Australia, i have to start practicing my kung-fu killing skills. ...Yeaaaahhhh! i just killed that godamn buzzing fly with A4 paper ;). Do i get to prison points for that?
tryke: i like the rainbow apple coz it is the original one, i still remember my first Macintosh computer in 1994 (sweet memories)
as for me, i m following the advice and going back to work
well tinker i think you should arrange to send cute blackguy to Australia first so he can kill his boss and go to this prison.
Good logic!
i love the blue apple...not the rainbow colored one..:)
osama.. i think so... :P
"Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to spend more time in QL!"
otherwise i will be sent to that jail!?
Hows the deportation camp ??? u got any pic of tat ??? Prison seems to be soo good....cant resist :)
Hmmm...how much does it cost to get a flat here ;))
Lol at TinkerB comment, would think more of your advice if i was in Australia, not here in Qatar or anywhere else. You ever visited the deportation camp?...Lord of Mercy ;)!
lol! i love the last part!!!!