joke of the day
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? i am going to make Joke of the day topic so ppl enjoy reading and dont fall asleep :P i hope you guyz gona like it... everything is copy paste :D
needs improvement
Also, the mechanic said
"cars dont talk, you have to do the diagnosis yourself; while women talk alot, you know all the problems to solve"
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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."