Blonde :D
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
A plane is on its way to Cape Town when a blonde in Economy Class gets Up and moves to the First Class and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket, She then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for Economy and that She will have to go and sit in t he back
The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cape Town.... And I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to A blonde, and I speak blonde!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said To make her move without any fuss.
The Pilot replied..... "I told her First Class isn't going to Cape Town"
I got a PM from that blonde minx Chcoholic saying that she wanted to meet up with me and arranged to come to my house.
Anyway, when it came down to it she must've got nervous, because she texted me to meet at Souq waqif instead. I got there and she never showed. I sat there for hours waiting.
Then, to cap it all, when I got home, I found that I'd been burgled :o(
Moral: A blonde has the skill to make others blonde: D
intelligent !!!!!!!!
Lol Good intelligent blonde :)
hahaha nice one.... :p
you have the great feel of heat/hot its
oppss suddenly wrng turn>
oh thats sad to know :(
Just heard the sad news that a blonde sky diver has been found dead at the A;-Khor air show.
Apparently, her Flippers and snorkel failed to open :o(