Mad about marriage (Joke)

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I've invited a friend home for dinner."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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By aboy_29• 5 Jul 2011 16:38

ha ha ha !!!!

By anonymous• 5 Jul 2011 16:08

Rating: 4/5

lolx

By 220v• 5 Jul 2011 14:19

"like"

By anonymous• 5 Jul 2011 14:19

Rating: 4/5

A house without a wife is like a kitchen without a knife or a house without a driver ( strictly applicable to Qatar and the GGC memebers ) or a house without a straw broom ( like in India ) or an office a broken coffee machine that's i been crying to get fixed for almost 1 week now or a cell phone with vodafone sim-cards ( they are soo useless! )

By ingeniero• 5 Jul 2011 13:01

Rating: 2/5

lol..

By timebandit• 5 Jul 2011 12:55

Kalinga... you are giving ILQ a bad name, please stop this

By blue_rose• 5 Jul 2011 12:27

Rating: 5/5

lolzz

By anonymous• 5 Jul 2011 12:25

ROFL. (:=

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