what does human mean taste like?

adamwest8
By adamwest8

Recent reports suggested that a German restaurant was looking for diners willing to donate body parts that it said it would turn into gourmet meals - that annoying spare finger or testicle that you've been lugging around all these years, for example. Although exposed this week as a publicity stunt, many people (well, me) are curious to know what human would actually taste like. So in the spirit of public service, I tried to find out.


One company supposedly started selling a "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative" based on Tofu - Hufu - back in 2005. They described the taste of their dubious product as follows:



"If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

By Tandurifish• 4 Oct 2011 17:33
Tandurifish

It used to scare me a lot in my childhood....

By tigabaguio• 4 Oct 2011 09:13
tigabaguio

tandurifish.. its not that long.. it happened on 1944.. my dad was 6 years old that time..

By Tandurifish• 4 Oct 2011 08:06
Tandurifish

If somebody know Lions language than he can talk to him for a better opinion....Heeeeee Heeeee

By Tandurifish• 4 Oct 2011 08:05
Tandurifish

OMG that means that story was true..how come u knew about it such along time back story...I use to hear it from my Mom in my childhood....  

By tigabaguio• 2 Oct 2011 18:28
tigabaguio

awts.. if thats true then i hafta to convince my self its not true..

By yashmak• 2 Oct 2011 16:42
yashmak

sorry to hear that story of your aunt..talking about human flesh,there were an issues about japanese people ate those human fetus by cutting the small body into pieces and fried it... ,as per i understood that it will help the hormone of a person to glow and looks young...i dnt know you guys if you heard about this...

By ingeniero• 2 Oct 2011 16:27
ingeniero

randomguy, after death they can't talk....

By tigabaguio• 2 Oct 2011 16:27
tigabaguio

my other aunt ( 1st cousin of my dad ) have died more terribly, japanese captured her and kept her as one of tier comform women.. for several years.. she was 15 when they captured her..when the american were about to attack they somehow freed her.. she told her family a minimum of 20 japanese touch her every day.. a few weeks she died of infection..we can imagine the pain she endured.. but atleas she had reunited with her family before she past away.. that was her wish..

By yashmak• 2 Oct 2011 16:13
yashmak

..my Grandfa too told me that story during world war 11...

By randomguy• 2 Oct 2011 16:12
randomguy

Happygolucky can we eat humans who can't talk?

By anonymous• 2 Oct 2011 16:05
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Ewww.!!!

By ingeniero• 2 Oct 2011 15:45
ingeniero

even one can ask vitenameese!! they ate alot...

By tigabaguio• 2 Oct 2011 15:43
tigabaguio

ryt random guy..im tranforming to a vegetarian..

By happygolucky• 2 Oct 2011 15:41
happygolucky

If only animals could talk...we would know...

By randomguy• 2 Oct 2011 15:39
randomguy

Well if killing & eating animals doesn't disgust anyone then why everyone getting disgusted with humans??We are all animals afterall.. 

By FathimaH• 2 Oct 2011 15:27
FathimaH

Not to mention absolutely disturbing that any person would even be curious and greedy enough to want to taste their own fellow human beings! 

By anonymous• 2 Oct 2011 15:26
anonymous

Human flesh is good deep fried... right after freezing for a week. specially the shoulders and thigh parts..u could bake a pie with it too..lol

By tigabaguio• 2 Oct 2011 15:18
Rating: 3/5
tigabaguio

wooh.. ask the japanese.. during the WORLD WAR II japanese was on the ran.. desperate for food they ate what they can grasp.. my aunt was unlucky they caught her and ate her internal organs fresh.. they ate it fresh coz no time to grill it..my aunt went to fetch water then never came back.. her bodied was discovered few meters away from the well, internal organs missing..when the japanese surendered all our tribes men wanted to get close so they can inflict revenge.. but the americans wouldnt let them.. but my uncle penetrated the american lines and  approached one japanese prisoner cut once ear then chewed - eat and yelled, " now i know whats like to eat human flesh".. he wanted to kill one but the americans wouldnt let him..i can ask my uncle what it taste like, but he already pass away..this is a true story.. sorry aunt i told your story.. may you rest and peace..

By ingeniero• 2 Oct 2011 14:43
ingeniero

so you taste donkey meat also? :o(

By yahrah• 2 Oct 2011 14:15
Rating: 4/5
yahrah

ewwwww.. yuckkkkkk... disgusting..

By flexicode• 2 Oct 2011 14:00
flexicode

No Tanduri, he was caught when one of the customers accidently discovered a human little finger in his dish and reported to the police.

By Tandurifish• 2 Oct 2011 13:47
Rating: 2/5
Tandurifish

Around 30-40 years one street vendor who was very famous in selling non-veg dishes on his roadside outlet was caught red handed while mixing human meat into his dishes.He used to drag dead bodies floating in the river and than mixing their pcs as a cheap alternatives for his business purposes...But people use to become addicted to his meat dishes...I dont if it is true but in my childhood I hear of this story...... :(

By britexpat• 2 Oct 2011 13:37
britexpat

It tastes Wurst than donkey meat :o(

By EXLegend• 2 Oct 2011 13:34
EXLegend

it happens only out there!

By Uzumaki Naruto• 2 Oct 2011 13:29
Uzumaki Naruto

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. "Hannibal Lecter"  Classy Gross @#$@@$@

By wistful_thinker• 2 Oct 2011 13:28
wistful_thinker

yuck! makes me want to throw up!

By strawberry_shisha• 2 Oct 2011 13:27
strawberry_shisha

i almost puke after reading this..just came from lunch and i feel like my food is goin out.. i once saw a burned victim a few years ago, till now i regret the day that i've seen one coz the experience is unforgetable..the physical appearance of the human flesh that is burned and the fats comin out will make you puke in an instant..ok..got to go to the bathroom..wanted to puke!  yucccckkkkk!!!

By fubar• 2 Oct 2011 13:19
Rating: 4/5
fubar

If you want to know what human flesh tastes like, as Armin Meiwes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

By adamwest8• 2 Oct 2011 13:11
Rating: 3/5
adamwest8

well , humans have lots of fat , so i guess the meat will be tooo greasy?

By Vegas• 2 Oct 2011 13:04
Rating: 4/5
Vegas

gusting

By anonymous• 2 Oct 2011 13:02
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

Cannibals would have tried it.

By yashmak• 2 Oct 2011 12:42
yashmak

i think human meat is tasty...full of nutritients...I have touched freshly burned man and the smell is not bad,,,its like meat grilled...then when i touch it the skin breaks thus the fats flows...

By Formatted Soul• 2 Oct 2011 12:26
Rating: 4/5
Formatted Soul

yuckk!....reading itself makes me sick...

By anonymous• 2 Oct 2011 12:13
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Hufu is the name of a tofu-based product designed to resemble the taste of human flesh. Billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative", it's designed to provide connoisseurs of people-parts with a legal way to please their palates.The Hufu website provides a variety of recipes that originally called for human flesh, but now uses hufu as a replacement.

By drsam• 2 Oct 2011 12:10
Rating: 2/5
drsam

thx, i'll pass.

what is it that everybody wants to try "new things"??

am i old fashioned or getting old?

By adamwest8• 2 Oct 2011 12:09
Rating: 4/5
adamwest8

No one has ever tried it ?

By anonymous• 2 Oct 2011 12:08
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

yuckkkhhhhh !!!

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