Never Listen to a Woman
One hot summer day, when the life in the wilderness was completely still, two little birds, sitting next to each other on a branch of a mulberry tree, were caressing and twisting their necks against each other in an amorous display for their love to each other. This couple of robins was famous for their long time association and extreme displays of affection.
Suddenly they saw a she-donkey being chased by a he-donkey stop under the tree after being cornered. It was not difficult for the birds to see the malevolent intentions of the he-donkey. He wanted to copulate with her and she was clearly unwilling.
“I want a son, give me a son”, brayed the he donkey thunderously.
“I am not yet prepared, give me time”, the she-donkey answered.
The little birds were terrified by the scene as they watched from above. It would clearly be a case of rape, or at least sexual harassment, had there been any law in the jungle.
The female robin got really disturbed by this. Obviously, she could not help imagining herself in that situation. She said angrily to her boy-robin-friend, “Are you not a man enough? Do you not see a female’s honor is at stake? Go and rescue her!”
The male robin tried his best to convince her that it was not possible for him to defend someone against a beast of that size. However, she would simply not listen. Finally she told him, “If you love me, do it.”
The poor little bird had no option. He considered his love above his life even. So he flew down and tried to stop the he-donkey from being abusive. The he-donkey first laughed then tried to be stern. Finally, he said to the bird. “Look, I will do what I will. You cannot stop me. So just get aside.”
The robin would not listen. He said, “I am here and queer. I am not going anywhere.” The male donkey was too aroused sexually to argue with the birdie. So it chose to ignore him completely. When the bird realized he was about to do the deed, he rushed to rescue. But what happened was far from his wildest imaginations! In a flash of a second, he found himself being pushed down a slippery canal deep into the insides of the she donkey, being hit repeatedly by something rather huge and finally being drowned in a sticky liquid. He thought he would choke and die, but the stroking finished after the flood.
It took him almost half an hour to come out. When it came out, it tried to fly, but all it could do was just drop. His wings and feathers were sticking tight and he was not able to move. He walked towards a nearby stream to take a bath. His girlfriend was not around. Another robin asked him what was wrong. And this was his answer: “This is what happens, when you listen to a woman.”
Hope tat target is not on my sensitive parts ...:(
Orelse, i KEEL you....:)
with the kinda pranks he plays,he has to wear a suit of armour! LOL :P
ahh, why do i wear Helment and safety shoes when i am on QL ? :(
why do u want to tread the path of self destruction? :P hahaha!
Saggi so when can i meet ya ? :)
Tinku u may join too....:)
haha!JL ur life shud have become several times better if u've met Tinks ;-)
good morning,all! :)
Chikne???? O.O
What does this mean ya'ani?
Yess SS, all were well, then i met tinku :P
thanks a lot,john!how have you been,brother?hope all's well :)
and welcome back Sweet saggi :)
TFS
PS: believe me, i didn't read it ;)
Oh Best wishes for the new house, when we are going to rock it with the BBQ Party ;)
S.S is back, plus han19.. So they will join also
BG bro.....you are the 'evergreen' pink :-D
Tcom: how's the new house:-). That's going to be a lot of dusting and cleaning you will have to do all over again now.
Hey SS, I understand your position, I don't know how bad it got for you, because by the time you joined, I got myself de addicted from QL :-) so dont know much, but have seen some ugliness and horrid behaviour on QL, that too when the member list was very small, it drove many members away, and it was getting too personal and too pathetic. But QL came out of that phase too.
Take care and Have a Nice Weekend.
Busy with house shifting, Thanks
han19 this time i am pink ;)
have a nice weekend too
Welcome back TCOM, its been so long.. where were you dude, hope you are doing good..
Happy weekend.. :)
What about Oldies.. don't want Grand Pa's advice, Good wishes and prayers? ;P
Welcome back SS
I did not PM SS
Baburao, No you are older then me Uncle :p
tinker, should i check my inbox also? :p
S.S, well I just checked on this Post, but hope, the situation will be the same, and i am gonna enjoy reading your posts.. :)
History is mystery, So no need to check :)
Wish you happy Weekend
sigh....those are pages from history that i'd rather NOT look back at.but behaviour of 'that' sort coming from members who'd be rightly called QL veterans of sorts was kinda weird....
okay,that's it!i'm not divulging anything more.let the sleeping dogs lie!shush!
BG...you are ever green:-)
have a nice weekend.
thread hijacking???and me??? LOL my 'history' would tell you a different story,bro! ;-)
pm us the names SS :-p....please please please.
threatening PMs, omg, what were you doing girl?how badly were you messing up.
tinki, when are we going for coffee, she needs to tell us the juicy details;-)
I was quite active on Ql, when i had started noticing big fights taking place between members of the main forum, at the time, there was no moderation, so it was like, come on everybody watch the show. I am going to name all and shame all, kinda stuff. it had started getting ugly, with real names being revealed and sh.... stuff.but it got under control.
ingeniero are you new as me :)
Ohh i just realized, mods warned me..
Sorry Mods :(
:) i hope not....
time for me to push off for the weekend,folks!hope y'all have a happening thursday and a relaxed friday and (for some) a refresing saturday!
ciao!
han19, Thanks for the wishes, wish you happy weekend also..
and all other QLers...
S.S, Welcome back to QL also.. i'm new here, but seems like you are also one of the well reputed QL Hijacker ;)
thanks a lot for the support,babe.....am touched! :') but then i'd rather NOT take names here....that'd be treading dangerous waters....and i don't want any threatening PMs either :) better safe than sorry.i've let bygones be bygones....
yeah,QL was particularly b****y at the time i made my quiet exit.i'm sure the one(or ones) responsible for it have already noticed my return and are soooooo not liking it ;-).....their absence (so far) on this thread is proof enuf :P but i didn't regret quitting...i needed the break!
hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! :)
Thank You Han19:)
Wishing you too a very happy weekend :)
hello SS....welcome back, or something like that,I guess, because i exited QL before you made your entry :-), but seriously how bad did Ql get that they managed to chase you out? and no one protected you?
How come rizki is still here?
Hmmm, tinki...what do you say?shall we open the closet to see who was troubling her.
Hello to everybody else here (khanan, rizki, prism, ingi, DC, who else is here)and Wishing you guys a Pleasant weekend.
I don't know where she is.. lost her in this damn sand storm.. :'(
English on Main Forums-[Mods]
Prism....yup!that's what it was alright....typical Star Plus style!and now i'm back after my facial plastic surgery so that nobody recognises me and so that i can scheme and bring the place down....ROFL! :P
ingeniero....LOL!now what happened your strawberry belle?lost her somewhere in the madding crowd?
tinks....i tried to hold out,alright!but then it wasn't easy.the reasons for my exit will be evident if u follow the threads i'd been a part of....but it's too cumbersome a process anyway....let them skeletons remain in the closet! ;-)
Vic bhaaaaai.....how aaaare????aal izz well or no? :D
i wish i could...
and i'm talking about QL, on QL i got another S.S
i need to start the English learning classes again.. :(
"i got another S.S, Where is my Shesha de Strawberry"....if you got her and she was yours, you should know ingeniero where she is.
Victory bhai...easy now, dont get SENTI ! :)
and use simple English for village people like us to understand....:)
crap post!
how it survive for last 4 hours.....MOD sleeping.
I was in the self imposed imprisonment; nobody could dare to shooo one off from QL.
Be responsible socially and morally when online public forums.
Poor Segmund :(
look what we have done to his thread.
S.S, Hi, How are you.. :D
after long time... i got another S.S, Where is my Shesha de Strawberry..
where is FS ? I am missing her now.
S.S, Hi, How are you.. :D
after long time... i got another S.S, Where is my Shesha de Strawberry..
lol....'popularity' leading to shooing away on an online forum sounds like a MIL DIL drama......I can understand your absence now SS...:)
tinks....long story,gurl!some people on board apparently got mighty irritated by my 'popularity' and shooed me away :'(
rizky....now u don't bare ur teeth and shoo tinks away too! :P
Naah, i bought my Umbrella and Scuba diving gears with me.....nothing will stop me now ! :)
Tinku, have seen you around too...seems you are not quite but LOUD popular here...nice to see people like you around....:)
agree!
Read first and the Last line.... ;)
why that is such a sweet compliment.....and i accept it with all grace! thank you so much! i wish i could/would come here more often....but then one look at the posts and comments on the main forum is more than sufficient to scare me away! :-S
Khanan...lol... simbly following the majority opinion...:)
going back to the OP is not allowed at this point of time! :D
and i gathered that at least some people were missing my 'blabbering non stop'.....so.....
SS...yeah, it is more than a year or so...hope to see you around more often... it has always been a pleasure to read you...:)
On second thought does this story have any morals?
SS...i see you have not changed as well..still blabbering non stop and never to the point of the topic :P
Anyways someone tell me whats the moral of this story?
No Hijacking !!!:):)
yeah....it's been a while....quite a while....was just stopping by to say Hi to all :) how have you been?hope all's well :)
svelte_saggi...how r u...long time...:) u were missed (by me)...'seriously'..!!!:))
ingeniero...hi5! :D
Prism...some original posts are way too vulgar/boring/simply blah that hijacking is the best option.might as well change it into a place where people can ask 'hey man!how are you?long time!' LOL :P
some members are allowed to hijack,
so that QL do not become a boring place to visit..
Hijacking is against QL guidelines!!!
Thanks God, i didn't read the post :)
Comments were enough to read..
we've hijacked it anyway :P original post has been buried under the debris :D ;)
How disgusting is this crap!
This gotta be the most digsuting Ql Post in history!
aww *blush*blush* .....i missed ur bak-bak too! :) like they say,u never know the value of something until u lose it ;-)
missed those beautiful eyes too dear....:)
khanan....am good!as usual ;-)
rizks....missed you! :-)
Heelu Saggi...good to see u....:)
SS?
How you doing?
.....that QL hasn't really changed much :) yawwwwwn!hello all!
Could you just go back to finishing the Facebook story please?
i just skipped the op to read your comments or rather count the stares......:-D
I am not going to straing my eyes :)
When the red, red robin comes
Bob, bob bobbin' along, along,
There'll be no more sobbin' when
He starts throbbin' his old, sweet song.
Wake up, wake up, you sleepy head;
Get up, get up, get out of bed.
Cheer up, cheer up - the sun is red.
Live, love, laugh and be happy.
What if I've been blue,
Now I'm walkin' through fields of flow'rs.
Rain may glisten, but
Still I listen for hours and hours.
I'm just a kid again,
Doin' what I did again,
Singin' a song
When the red, red robin comes
Bob, bob bobbin' along.
this is supposed to be a serious site
Joining the starring team and giving a BLANK STARE to the comments above and to the post itself....:(
***Baburao Stare***
***Joining Smoke to stare at him...in disbelief***
*Staring at my self in disbelief that I actually read through that whole crap*