A kiss and a Slap
A Funny case of kiss and a slap
HR Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends.
The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
Now guess what the Assistant is thinking.
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Now hold your breath and read what the Assistant is thinking...........
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.
Never too late for coffee nope.
well, its not too late to have coffee.
My bad. My brain runs on coffee in the morning and I missed out on it today.
its just a hashtag..dont be confused by my sentences.
I'm not judgemental just sarcastic. I was just joking but i what I say often goes misunderstood since my tone of voice cannot be conveyed.
no, i think that would be fair enough. if that'll happen! Inshallah! hehehehe
"fling" sinister indeed.
i wish i could travel with my boss through that tunnel with a young girl ,a mother and a grandmother,....(sinister smile)
Plotted revenge in what 2 minutes? Well played very well played.
Manna Pro is a pro, lol
Manna Pro is a pro, lol
Are you all laughing at my great story or the Original post?
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hahahahaha... poor manager!
loools :D
LOL
LOLS.........good one
emy we have to bear with this stale jokes as the OP just got connected to internet.
I heard this joke in arabic when i was a kid lol
lol
lol
Shouldn't this thread be posted in Funnies?
haha lol
payback time... :P
I remember when somebody threw a blanket over my best friend in the office and a blanket party quickly insued.. Everybody was punching and kicking my friend and for some unknown reason I couldn't resist, so I jumped up and gave him a shot as he was trying to get the blanket off of him. It was a wicked shot and I heard him scream.. Later he said "Bull somebody got me real good in the ribs, who was it?"..I blamed it on an unpopular co worker
Later that day I saw my friend come up behind the unpopular co worker at his desk with a giant rubber band. He snapped it on the back of his neck and the unpopular guy said "OWE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" and my friend said "you know what that was for"
I gotta big kick outta that
hahahaha
Poor man, at wrong time .. at wrong place ..
very nice