Lets have some Sayings(funnies)

palmer
By palmer

Let here some funny sayings anecdotes! oh and keep it clean we dont know who MIGHT be WATCHING
My pear tree has gone bananas

By anonymous• 7 Sep 2012 12:22
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I'm into that like a rat up a drainpipe.

Flat out like a lizard drinking.

I'm going home to give ol' blue nose a feed of guts.

As useless as tits on a bull.

Busier than a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest

Slicker than snail snot.

Cold as a frogs belly.

About as funny as cot death.

Drop the kids off at the pool.

You wouldn't ride her into battle.

I'm as sick as a small hospital.

I've been up since sparrow fart.

You look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards

He's got a face like a bag of smashed crabs

How's it going bugalugs?

up the boohai shooting pukeko's with a long-handled shovel.

Good on ya, mate. You deserve a chocolate fish.

I can't come in today because I have the dreaded lurgy

Give it heaps

I haven't seen them in yonks so it was good to have a yack.

By t_coffee_or_me• 7 Sep 2012 11:48
Rating: 4/5
t_coffee_or_me

Like the cricket, who chirps the whole night, but seldom says anything meaningful,

so too are my opinions, and should be regarded as such

No idea who said it.

By Segmund• 7 Sep 2012 11:06
Segmund

thanks

By palmer• 7 Sep 2012 10:41
palmer

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.

Mark Twain

By palmer• 7 Sep 2012 10:37
palmer

mark twain yes i remember that one

By Molten Metal• 7 Sep 2012 10:24
Molten Metal

Very nice !

By Segmund• 7 Sep 2012 10:20
Rating: 4/5
Segmund

Dancing is nothing but a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

(George Bernard Shaw)

By palmer• 7 Sep 2012 09:59
palmer

yeh i was already blocked but not sure why and no explanation

By Molten Metal• 7 Sep 2012 09:45
Molten Metal

Are you afraid of someone on QL ?

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