Titan-ic Budget

I think this fits with the $20,000 toilet seats or however much they cost that the US military used to buy.
It's a $500 flashlight. It's made of titanium, has 1000 output levels and... Well, it's not an MP3 player, it doesn't give you X-Ray vision but it does light up the dark. In varying degrees.
As the classic statement said, "This one goes to 11".

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