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>
> Best joke for 2010 so far;
>
> Gloria Arroyo, George Bush and Hu Jintao all die and go to
> hell.
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
> for. The
> devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Hu
> Jintao asks to call China and talks for 5
> minutes. When he is
> finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million
> dollars, so
> Hu writes him a check.
>
> Next George Bush calls the USA and talks for 30
> minutes. When
> he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6
> million
> dollars, so he writes him a check.
>
> Finally Gloria Arroyo gets her turn and talks for 4
> hours. When she
>
> is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Bush hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
> why
> GMA got to call the Philippines so
> cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Gloria took over,
> the country
> has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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