How To Ask Salaray Increament
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
Dear Bo $$
In thi $ life, we all need $ ome thing mo $t de $perately. I think you $ hould be under $ tanding of the need$ of u $ worker$ who have given $ o much $ upport including $ weat and $ ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue $ $ what I mean and re $ pond $ oon .
Your $$ incerely,
Norman $ oh
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear NO rman,
I k NOw you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet.
NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad ..
I have NO thing more to add NO w. You k NO w what I mean .
Yours truly,
Manager
wat if the reply is "arite then, U R FIRED. and no NOC for u!"
this slave will have to go bak home then.
"Life is Fragile, Handle With Prayer"
just write your resignation letter say you will quit your job and move to a higher paid salary and say, unless..... you will raise my salary. joke that's a real nice letter you got there.
sorry i did not get any intimation like we get when we get PM
OK i have added you
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
t_coffee_or...you still did not approve of my buddy invite huh?
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
do I need props?costumes?what the heck?
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
be creative in your approach
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Damn!
That's my problem..
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus