Good Signs :)
*On a septic tank truck...
Yesterday's Meals on wheels!
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*Sign on the back of yet another septic tank truck...
Caution- This truck is full of political promises!
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*On a Plumber's truck...
We repair what your husband fixed!
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*On another plumber's truck...
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber!
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*At a tyre store...
Invite us to your next blowout!
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*On an electrician's truck...
Let's remove your shorts!
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*In a non smoking area...
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action!
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*On a maternity room door...
Push...Push...Push...!
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*On a fence...
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
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*At a car dealership...
The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment!
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*outside a car exhaust store...
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming!
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*In a vets waiting room...
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! stay!
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*On a restaurant window...
Don't stand there and be hungry come on in and get fed up!
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*In the front yard of a funeral home...
Drive carefully. We'll wait!
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*And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop...
Best place in the town to take a leak!
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