Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt
> > Little Bernie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
> > and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
> > Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
> >
> > Little Bernie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself
> > as he ran home and started to tell his mother, 'Mommy, I Was at the
> > playground and saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
> > went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big Kiss, then he
> > helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
> > pants off, then Aunt Jane... At this point Mommy cut him off and said,
> > 'Bernie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest
> > of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you
> > tell it tonight.
> >
> > At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Bernie to tell his story.
> > Bernie started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
> > car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
> > giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
> > Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
> > Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to
> > do when Daddy was in the Army.'
> > Mommy fainted!
> >
> > THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
> > Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
> >
