My name is dody, I am originally from Kazakhstan and im half Portuguese. I own a small business selling buttons :) i love pets very much. i have three hamsters; I’ve had nine hamsters, which scarred me for life :(
Now i tell u about myself. I have been married four times, twice to the same woman (she was also Kazakhstanese) then I married her sister then i broke up because i had a crush on her cow. Currently I am not married, but i am looking around :) i have two kids :) who are very little. One of them goes to Pre School, and likes carrots. The other kid has blonde hair, just like her mother, and she cannot eat properly with her hands. Trust me, she makes a real mess. it is hard work to clean it up. that’s why we don’t like to feed her. u wouldn’t either XD.
And now, my pets. I have three rabbits, they are very fluffy and have red eyes, they like carrots too. My sister in law is scared of rabbits. and my cousin in law's boy friend has a rabbit fetish. He wishes to remain anonymous. My chickens do not like carrots, but they make verrry interesting conversation and entertain me for hours with their jokes and talks of far off lands.
I enjoy playing with marbles and they are verrry nice and shiny. And I am a big fan of Britney spears and not to mention the backstreet boys. One of their songs changed my life forever :D:D
I like making random conversation with inanimate objects. In fact, most of my past relationships have been with table lamps and toasters. My previous wives complained that I never gave them preference over the table lamp. The table lamp was the, bombshell, u see, a very attractive figure and a bulb to die for.
If you have any more questions, email me on my email account, which wishes to remain private.