Husband and wife are in bed abd there is a knock on the door, wife sends him down to see who it is.

He opens the door to find a howling gale and driving rain and a soaking wet neigbour.

"Sorry to bother you but I'm on my own and I need a push."

"Well if you thing I am coming put in that weather in the middle of the night ou'r mistaken." And shuts the door.

Wife says "Who was it Honey."

He tells her.

She says "What sort of a man are you? Go and help him or you're sleeping down stairs."

He puts on his coat and shoes and reluctantly goes out into the wind and rain and shouts; "Where are you, I've come to give you a push?"

A voice shouts back; "I'm over here, on the swings."