A man walks into a bar with an ostrich accompanying him. He orders two margaritas for both of them. The bartender tells him the drinks cost $10.50. The man just inserts his hand into his pocket and leaves on the table whatever is in his pocket. The bartender is astonished to see exactly $10.50.
A little later, after finishing the drink, the man walks to the bartender again and orders two martinis, one for him and one for the ostrich. The bartender tells him that the drinks cost $12.50. The man just inserts his hand into his pocket and leaves on the table whatever is in his pocket. The bartender is astonished to see exactly $12.50.
"It's amazing. How is it possible that you insert your hand into the pocket and come up with exactly the change you want?"
"It's a long story mate. One day God appeared before me and granted me two wishes. For the first wish I asked him that if I want to buy something, I should just insert my hand into my pocket and come up with the exact amount I want."
"That's great! Amazing idea. Now, why is an ostrich accompanying you wherever you go?"
"For the second wish I asked him for a chick with long legs!"
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich accompanying him. He orders two margaritas for both of them. The bartender tells him the drinks cost $10.50. The man just inserts his hand into his pocket and leaves on the table whatever is in his pocket. The bartender is astonished to see exactly $10.50.
A little later, after finishing the drink, the man walks to the bartender again and orders two martinis, one for him and one for the ostrich. The bartender tells him that the drinks cost $12.50. The man just inserts his hand into his pocket and leaves on the table whatever is in his pocket. The bartender is astonished to see exactly $12.50.
"It's amazing. How is it possible that you insert your hand into the pocket and come up with exactly the change you want?"
"It's a long story mate. One day God appeared before me and granted me two wishes. For the first wish I asked him that if I want to buy something, I should just insert my hand into my pocket and come up with the exact amount I want."
"That's great! Amazing idea. Now, why is an ostrich accompanying you wherever you go?"
"For the second wish I asked him for a chick with long legs!"