21. Ask people what sex they are.
22. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
23. When the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your seat and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"
24. Occasionally scream........loudly.
25. Go in to the toilet and make loud vomiting noises, keep going for a few minutes, then come out and announce to the office that the toilet is blocked, act like its not your fault.