Yes, Ramadan is almost over. That is a fact one can learn from their calendar (assuming one is literate); it is not a value judgment that somehow involves my skin color (which is not white incidentally). My condolences to those who apparently wish it was longer. Not to worry, it'll return next year.

But thanks to those concerned about my health! Fortunately, studies show that a glass of wine a day keeps the cancer away. Blame science, not me, for that.