I EXPECTED, before I set foot outside my apartment building this morning, that the sidewalk would be a torn-up jumble of bricks. Sure enough, just as I THOUGHT, the sidewalk was indeed a torn-up jumble of bricks.

Now that I've posted this, I'll sit back and wait for all the insults to pour in from people demanding that I apologize for the condition of the sidewalk.

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