This just gets better.

mortal_earthling, I am not having a laugh at you so please don't be offended.

What the scottish wear is a Kilt.

Qilt reminds me of quilt, a top cover for the bed with feathers in it.

I have a mental picture of me now sat in the lobby wearing nothing but my bed spread tapping away on my laptop.

ROLF

Please don't think I am correcting you, it was just funny. :)

Call me Maninibat!