There's a famous poster out there in the big bad world of a female tennis player with her back to the camera, skirt lifted at one side and looking as if she is just about to scratch her ar5e.

Whether it's posed or not, it gave me many a happy moment years ago when it first came out.

Actually, I feel a bit pervy mentioning it now.

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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places". - Henny Youngman