.... like bifurcation - a word that actually exists, but hasn't been used in Britain since the days when we sent little kids up the chimneys or down mines.

We might have screwed up their country for 200 years,but they screwed up our language forever!

And what's with the head-wobbling? I never know if I'm being told yes or no.

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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places". - Henny Youngman