There used to be a guy who posted on QL called Andrew11234536243511221 who was the smartest guy in the world. I mean this guy knew everything, then he kind of disappeared and then you started posting. Thing is, you are very similar to him. At first I thought that the two of you were the same.

But then I remembered that I met Andrew12214443412286 at the Ritz bar once and he was Australian and only about my height. Then I remembered that I met you and that you are 8 feet tall and come from the part of Scotland called Wales. Is it possible that you guys are cousins?

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about