Its true what you say about us Yanks leaving our genes all over merrie England in the 1940s. Maybe we should claim the UK's 12 gold medals as our own. After all, the Brits are just expatriated Americans with very pale skins and bad teeth.

But what happened to Paula Radcliffe? I thought she was going to win a gold in the marathon for England. What happened?

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about