I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly when I was in college. Allegedly, I also gave a lot of verbal to the cops. They slung me in the drunk tank and called my father who told them to leave me there until I apologized. I then had to spend the rest of the summer working my butt off for atonement. I did get in peak physical condition though.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about