LOL ... you made me laugh so much. I WILL go and read your post about the maid now :)

As for the rest: This is again the argument that we are unable to understand god. This font of wisdom is espoused by none other that HUMAN beings. Not by god himself. Why does he not come and tell me I'm too stupid? And how arrogant can you be to assume that just because YOU can't understand god, I don't have the capacity to?

Uhhmmm the "you" in the previous sentence is not aimed at you personally, but at anyone that wants to claim that because they cannot understand something, NOBODY can.

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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan