A Horse walked into a bar, barman asked, why the long face?

2 Irish men were walking along the street when they saw a sign "Tree Fellers wanted, apply within" Sean turned to Murphy and said "shame there's only the two of us".

A policeman caught 3 kids playing in a pool after hours, he asked the first what she had been doing "Blowing bubbles" was the reply. He asked the 2nd girl what she had been doing "blowing bubbles". So he said to the boy who was last in line, I guess you have been blowing bubbles as well. "No" replied the boy with a big smile on his face "I'm bubbles"