I read the title of your post and immediately thought of the saying..."that will happen when pigs fly!"

True enough...but will have to have a large majority of local folks that have dogs and want to walk them, or someone really important...so I'm still looking for those flying pigs...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the main difference between a dog and man.
-Mark Twain-