As also of Irish descent this is good fun, and not even been to pub yet. Given my penchant for BSapphire this is natural...

"Excuse me, landlord, but do lemons have legs?" asked O'Connor.
"I don't think so, why do you ask?"
"Well, I think I've squeezed your budgie into me gin!"

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A wise young crackpot knows no fear - Ian Dury.