Mods are so tough they can strangle you with a wireless phone.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures the Mods have allowed to live.

Mods are so tough they can slam a revolving door.

Mods never sleep... They just wait

Mods can order a big mac at Burger King, and get one.

Mods can Divide by Zero.

If you can do all that, you will be a mod

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