Lol Qatari Lady.... That is a shame... would have loved to do so :-) How a bit of humor can destroy a future :-P Just curious, what would the compensation have been? lol :-)

I actually know a guy that had a funny voice-mail. He applied for a job as CEO, he passed all interviews and received a call from the owner. He did not answer as he was 'doing no 2', and thus his voice-mail came about. The owner left a message

"Dear Mr. ..., after hearing your voice-mail I can only be negatively impressed by your communicative skills, therefore you application procedure has herewith ended. Have a good day."