1. All your staff including you are known globally to be useless and I am required to bring in change for the better.

2. Firing you to begin with.

3. Spotting spelling mistakes 'strenght'

4. By turning the kettle off.

5. White and expat, don't need to mention a third!

6. I'll be in touch to let you know if I accept the position and about my part-time working hours with full-time salary :-)
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