1. What is the meaning of life? nothing.
2. Is there a God? yes, inside ur heart.
3. Do blondes have more fun? no, they are insane.
4. What is the best diet? junk food.
5. Is there anybody out there? yes, our guard.
6. Who is the most famous person in the world? God.
7. What is love? love is temptation.
8. What is the secret to happiness? just laugh.
9. Did Tony Soprano die? he never live.
10. How long will I live? just stay with me.