- Woman: If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be?
- Man: Er, I'd be a tiger. Rrrr!
- Woman: What about me?
- Man: Ah, you'd be a bird of paradise.
- Woman: Aww. Why's that?
- Man: 'Cos you've got a hooky nose like a beak, and your voice is all screechy: "Aar! Aar!" And you've got feathery stuff on your lip, and then your feet are like this [makes claw shapes with hands], and then you've got a wobbly fat arse and…[notices his date has gone] check, please!
