I can see the atmosphere getting sombre. A joke would be in order.
A king once ordered all the homosexuals in his kingdom to bring him a fruit he had never tasted before. He announced that whoever did so would be weighed with gold and the gold of his weight would be gifted to him. However, there was a provision to the announcement. In case any homo brought a fruit which the king happened to have tasted priorly, there would be a punishment. The punishment would be that the same fruit would then be forced up the bowels of that gay.
The first gay who presented before the king opened his sack of silk and lo, he had berries in the sake! The king, after tasting the berries and finding them to be ones he had tasted before, ordered that the man be undressed half-naked, and the punishment be fallen on him. While they were inserting a berry into the man's bottom, the man cried and then laughed loudly at the same time. The king said, "bring this man forth," and then he asked him, "describe to me the reason for your crying and laughing at the same time."
The man said, "My Lord, I cried because it was so painful; and I laughed when I remembered some of the gays outside holding in their hands mangoes, watermelons and even coconuts."
I can see the atmosphere getting sombre. A joke would be in order.
A king once ordered all the homosexuals in his kingdom to bring him a fruit he had never tasted before. He announced that whoever did so would be weighed with gold and the gold of his weight would be gifted to him. However, there was a provision to the announcement. In case any homo brought a fruit which the king happened to have tasted priorly, there would be a punishment. The punishment would be that the same fruit would then be forced up the bowels of that gay.
The first gay who presented before the king opened his sack of silk and lo, he had berries in the sake! The king, after tasting the berries and finding them to be ones he had tasted before, ordered that the man be undressed half-naked, and the punishment be fallen on him. While they were inserting a berry into the man's bottom, the man cried and then laughed loudly at the same time. The king said, "bring this man forth," and then he asked him, "describe to me the reason for your crying and laughing at the same time."
The man said, "My Lord, I cried because it was so painful; and I laughed when I remembered some of the gays outside holding in their hands mangoes, watermelons and even coconuts."