1. take really hefty Insurance policy
2. streamline financial issues/ hell lots of passwords to share
3. declare the date to world, claiming 'YES I KNOW', and when it'd happen, n people trust, leave them an envelop with realtime advises on how stupid things are happening in this world :), and advise changes! (they'll NEVER change for sure :D)
4. obviously leave this place; alas, they don't have a funeral place, a last dignified act, for all :(:(, sadly.
5. Inform QL, probably open an ultimate bashing thread to all earthly things :):)

LOL