Humorous Quotes about Marriage

acchabaccha
By acchabaccha

Lots of people have had lot to say on the subject “marriage” from their own personal experience or their observations and who can blame them? Marriage can definitely be tricky at times. Some good advice from famous personalities can’t hurt!

 

“By all means -- get married! If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you’ll become a philosopher.”   Socrates

 

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”    Ogden Nash

 

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s in the wrong.”     Rodney Dangerfield

 

“After the wedding, the husband and wife become like two sides of the same coin – they can’t look at each other, but they stay together.”    Sasha Gitery

 

“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one walking a few steps forward is the one who is angry.”       Helen Roland

 

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years, and then we met ….”     Henny Youngman

 

“There is a quicker way to transfer money than wire transfer – it’s called marriage.”     Sam Kinson

 

“A married man should forget his mistakes; there’s no reason for two people to remember them.”  Dowan Dowl

 

“There are two ways of keeping a marriage alive.

1)      When you’re wrong admit it.

2)      When you are right – shut up.”

  --Patrick Morra—

By the-birdie• 27 Jun 2016 16:52
the-birdie

hight of misunderstanding

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a man married his own office secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before !!!!

:) :) :)

By Mufti Shahid• 22 Jun 2016 20:41
Mufti Shahid

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By acchabaccha• 22 Jun 2016 20:21
acchabaccha

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By Wild Turkey• 22 Jun 2016 15:11
Wild Turkey

"“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

(A. Einstein)

By Mufti Shahid• 22 Jun 2016 12:43
Mufti Shahid

//'Hurry Burry, spoils the curry'' ... I like it, but don't understand its meaning :O(//

I assume it is rough English translation of a local saying which means that doing anything in hurry will spoil the things. Here it means that one should not drive fast, it could prove fatal.

By Mufti Shahid• 22 Jun 2016 12:39
Mufti Shahid

Accha, Thanks

Brit, I don't know driving ;-) I note down while my father or brother would be driving.

By britexpat• 22 Jun 2016 12:37
britexpat

''Hurry Burry, spoils the curry'' ... I like it, but don't understand its meaning :O(

By britexpat• 22 Jun 2016 12:13
britexpat

Mufti: Were you driving or noting down the graffiti :O(

By acchabaccha• 22 Jun 2016 12:12
acchabaccha

Mufti: Lovely! Lovely indeed!

By Mufti Shahid• 22 Jun 2016 12:07
Mufti Shahid

One should travel on Jammu & Kashmir highway. There are lot of quotes put up by Border Roads Organisation on road sides. Below are some of them:

''After Whisky, Driving Risky"

''Be gentle on my Curves"

''Over-Speed is a knife, that cuts a life''

''Life is a limited company with unlimited dreams''

''Remember there is always someone waiting for you the other end''

''Drive on Horse power, Not on Rum Power''

''Let your insurance policy mature before you..

‘’Road Signs- they are signs of life’’

" Darling I like you, but not so fast''

''If married, divorce speed''

''Drive carefully, live cheerfully’’

''Drive like hell, you will be there''

''Don't gossip, let him drive''

''Blind curve ahead, check your Nerve''

''Speed thrills, but kills''

''If you love her, please divorce speed''

''Peep-peep, don't sleep''

''Heaven, hell or mother Earth-the choice is yours''

''Safety on road is 'Safe tea at home'

''Be 'Mr. Late' than 'Late Mr.'

'' It is highway not a runway''

''Do not mix drinking with driving’’

''All will wait, better be late''

''Drive slow, live long''

’Mountains are a pleasure, only if you drive with a leisure’’

''Be weather-wise or otherwise''

''If you want to donate blood, do not do it on the road, donate it in blood bank''

''Hurry Burry, spoils the curry''

''You are not being chased''

''Haste make waste''

''A spill, a slip, a hospital trip''

''Drive with reason, this holiday season''

By britexpat• 22 Jun 2016 11:00
britexpat

My wife and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met. :O(

By amshmc• 22 Jun 2016 10:58
amshmc

Marriage is that institution where boys looses his bachelor and girls get her masters...

By Molten Metal• 22 Jun 2016 10:37
Molten Metal

Accha, QLers who are about to take the plunge will get the help to see a sample of their future from these guide lines ............. Thanks .....................

By omarm88• 22 Jun 2016 10:31
omarm88

"Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it". Earthquake

By britexpat• 22 Jun 2016 10:30
britexpat

Groucho Marx once said - Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?”

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