On Being A Woman :) Classic and Fun
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships." - Gilda Radner
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." - Roseanne Barr
"Here's the truth: there is an actual difference between male and female comedy writers. The men urinate in cups. And sometimes jars." - Tina Fey
"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him." - Cher
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public." - Phyllis Diller
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." - Virginia Woolf
"A woman is like a teabag: you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it." - Marilyn Monroe
A women is like a ship...because
There is always a great deal of bustle around her.
There is usually a gang of men about her.
She has waist and stays.
It takes a lot of paint to keep her looking good.
It is not the initial expense that breaks you, it is her upkeep.
She can be all decked out.
It takes an experienced man to handle her correctly.
Without a man at the helm, she is uncontrollable.
She shows her topsides, hides her bottom.
When coming into port, she always heads for the buoys.
Good ones! Enjoyed them.
Thanks.
You are right. I did had some funny quotes here but it was kinda like "under moderation" :)
LLR: Some very simple but realistic quotes. But with all due respect, it should not be posted in "Funnies". It tells us about the strength of being a "Woman" and there is nothing funny to it.
On a lighter note, every day is a learning day, "PMS" for most of life was known to me as "Project Management Systems" :)