Careers with Q.L.: Join us now!
We're looking for people to work with QatarLiving.com as a web entity while the licenses for different divisions and the the office is being set up.
We'd eventually need the following (not limited to one per staff).
These are the current roles available and have not been filled.
QL Marketing
QL Web Editing
QL Web Scripting
QL Designer
QL Radio DJ
QL Radio Engineer
QL PR
QL Editor
At the moment QL is just a very small website that's become massively popular so although it has a very bright future, we are taking progressive steps.
Send us an email here: [email protected]
along with an explanation why you think you'd be suitable, why you're interested in QL, and what you expect to gain.
Certain roles would have a fixed salary will also be commission based.
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just thought of stopping by... *knock knoc* Any body in here??
The funny one
No not the sleeping Dracy.. the good old active one :(
We want you all here :P
Drac whyyyyy.. we want you back!!!
I am there...send me a message on FB when you're coming!
Miss ya all!
..that was a nice thread.. one of my favo ones... old good times..
Draccy.. where are you now?... left for greener pastures.. :(
will be visiting you soon.. insha'allah...
hi
do u have requirement for IT desk help support . if uhave to plzz contact me on this no:33576851
Unbelievably Blank Stare
Need a Laptop?....that would be me...
OOpsss......I mean a Laptop technician,:D
hahahahahahahahahahaha....geezzzz!!!!
:)
No work for me this Ramadan time. So I go home.
calm down drac.. these are just kids!
Dracula, you seem to be having blood overdose :-P
Aint dr..hipp..unk, I sw..buurrrk..ear!
drmana that bloody drac , he is drunk :P
Now who and why revived this old thread?
:-)
are jobs still active or occupied... i wana apply, seriously!
drac common this is bleeding time :P
Do I have a job :-/
PAJJU, GET OUT FROM HERE! :p
drac wake Up and join me :P
Sucks! This job sucks! :)
I will sue this company.
MyHotComments
Saurabh, I must say your 'emirate' (emr8),was fairly jaw dropping (for me!)! I'd like to be its brand ambassador as I hope all brand ambassadors are still highly paid, despite of recession!:) Success and Good luck, mate..
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
All The people who are disapointed with the HR of QL, just join my site! Lol
www.EMR8.com
:D
Still in beta, views n suggestions acceptdd!!
Is there any more vacancy here?
A little bit of e-bashing is not detrimental to your health!
Gica, may be you cud come with me to see what Latinas 've got in common, next month :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
You finally escaped the Matrix...you lucky....! :P
Hhey Drac, 'm lost somewhere in the concrete jungle in UAE, searchin for some fresh Blood :)...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Hi Boss!
Where are you?
Hheyyy Guys!!..Are ya'all still alive?? Wat happened to QL?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
This is for you ajinpt...
May the road rise up to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
May the rain fall soft upon your field
And until we meet again
May God hold you in the palm of his hand
( A celtic blessing )
Wish you all the best!
That was just an honor Drac. I'm so glad to know that..I'll miss ya all..May be we'll 've a get together sometimes later, if ya'll still stick here around by the time I'm back:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
The position for QL CEO belongs to ajinpt for life!
Take care and do not forget QL and your buddies!
whoah!! missed this one!!
am i late for the taking ?
Guys, the position for QL CEO 's open, now.. Good luck...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
I want to be a moderator....
this is not the first time we're searching for the solutions!!!..I thought you might get used to it in the due course..Awrit, lets hire someone again for some 'better' solutions, or, warn our Legal Consultant for posting "good' opinions!!.. What do you think Dracu??
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
We need a "Solutions Department" asap!
oopsss...
Our Legal Consultant have A GOOD OPINION!
@ CEO, HR Dept. & Tea Boy: S O L U T I O N S!!!
She does not know how to use a multimeter, a ground to earth meter, a oscilloscope, a spectrum analyzer, does not know anything about phases/electricity or electronics and she is scare of climbing ladders or confine spaces.
She is better off as paper clip pusher, since she lost her dexterity ability to tune a radio knob.
Respectfully
Life is short. Break all the rules. Forgive quickly.
Kiss slowly, love truly and never regret the things that
made you laugh.
Graduated from Xavier Institute for Higher learning
ANY POST FOR DRIVER ???????
Jo Naras, your your signature is very much apt for the moment; we are listening...:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
okey dracula, I can print it on chocolate paper if you want to give it a try too :)::):):):)):
I just want to be a member of the Board of Director and Stock Holder...Please let me know if you have the vacancy...
“The fool speaks, the wise man listens”
Yes, maurochiado!Your CV it's excellent!
The quality of paper is sooooo..good and tasty: my lovely goat ate it! :P
Can you send more?
Three times per day: 1 morning for breakfast; 1 afternoon for lunch and 1 evening for dinner!
I bet my goat will be a fatty one after "reading" your CV 3 times/day! :)
QL guys, I sent you my CV, did you received it?
Petals
Life is a stream
On which we strew
Petal by petal the flower of our heart;
The end lost in dream,
They float past our view,
We only watch their glad, early start.
Freighted with hope,
Crimsoned with joy,
We scatter the leaves of our opening rose;
Their widening scope,
Their distant employ,
We never shall know. And the stream as it flows
Sweeps them away,
Each one is gone
Ever beyond into infinite ways.
We alone stay
While years hurry on,
The flower fared forth, though its fragrance still stays.
Amy Lowell
Good Night to all!
Drac, so he too is leaving .. hmmmm...
Gica, you've got a promotion.. See Drac for your role change!
(PS: Please expect a big job with big responsibilities and busy schedules; may be you could compromise that with the salary part)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
anyway..FU is going!...
You've made it on time.:) But may be its the venue for you to rethink about the salary part :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
You need a man to do the job...not a fried unicorn...I'm the man! :)
QDC Incharge?? Gica, You've got to work hard now. We found an 'eligible' candidate who would do the job for half of your salary!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
20% peanuts increasing for Lady Charm! :P
oh yeh!
Still alive!
Very Much alive Lady :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
lol :)
So what are you good in?
Way to go DRAC.
" It's not about choosing who you wanna LOVE, but it's about deciding to whom your love is worth giving." -- -"You wouldn't appreciate what you have until it's gone!"--
Ines - I don't think I'd make a good Education Manager, I'm a fantastic mum to my son, but other people's kids just annoy me ;-)
all the time... no rest, no sleep!!!!
;)
:) good to see that our people re still "working"
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
éeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Pajju do you whant to be handle by drac?
That`s strange for a man??? did you change something that we should know????
Rizks will handle you pajju dont worry ;) Like in dostana
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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is there any job for graphic designer ... i have taken multimedia course too....animations...
Drac u can handle me ? i am under 18 :P
Darude's assistant?? hmm sound's good :)
Then whom should I fire to give her the job?? THINK!!!
shall I fire Darude??!!?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
I can handle any kid, female age bigger than 18+...:P
Free of charge!
snessy can be Education manager,
We need an area for our kids when we are killing our selves at work!
Mafi fulus ??????? Walla mafi sukul ;)
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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Oooh, a manager, that sounds great - I'm good at barking orders!
Keep them sonaam!
Anyway..aint going to pay you! :P
hahahahahahha :P
oh she can take my Amin job I will remain only Hacker ;) I am not able to handle two jobs so she can have one
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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INTERNAL MEMO:
Attn: QL CEO
Cc: All managers and Tea Boy!
F.Y.I.: Darude's post!
Follow up!
.
.
.
.
.
(Remember): Please dont fire me! :P
i need one assistant so she can join me.
Attn: QL CEO
Cc: All managers and Tea Boy!
SUBJECT: snessy
Kindly request to find a job for her!
"Jobless Auditor for Husband's visa card"
At least 20.000 Peanuts/month
P.S.: IF NO VACANCY, FEEL FREE TO FIRE ONE! :)
P.S.#2(Remember): Please dont fire me! :P
Bloody regards,
Jobless Manager
Drac
Thazz a cool one Drac... for husband's VISA card using her MASTER CARD brains....:)
Done!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Thanks for asking, Ines!I am fine...God forbid ,i dont want more "fine" :P
ajinpt:" Jobless Auditor for Husband's visa card" :)
Im fine as well, thanks ajinpt!
Hey guys give her a nice job... she is going to marry!
Hi Ines, I'm fine.. Hope you are fine too:)
Drac, is that a 'Jobless mum Manager' or 'Jobless Husband manager'?? She's getting married only.. may be we could give a promotion later :P
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
He he he "Jobless-mum manager!" is that a job?????
How are you Dracula?
How are you ajinpt?
Married? Then she will be "Jobless-mum manager!" :P
hmmmm....eewwww,,,, but you 're gonna get married soon at Goa ( or Doha?).. so I guess, you would be busy with that! :(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Hey peeps! Can I join in? Any jobs going for a little one?
Sorry Drac have a bloody good rest!
Drac take pillow from my bed if u want
chup rhaooo..lemme sleep!
come back at midnight!
Sleepy bloody regards,
Drac
Goog Morning to all!
Did we ever have a MAIN GATE?? Ooops , I was too busy to notice that..
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
never gone...all the time here!
btw...who the neck put his car in front of the main gate?
I couldnt go out from my cave all the day!
...correction "all the night" :)
And in b/w where have you been blood sucker? :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Yes, of course...
He can be:..errrr...hmmmmm...errr...i give up!
Peace!:)
Yeah Drac, but what is FU best at?? If you can find any single thing he could possibly do for our organization, then the job will be his. I know its a challenge Drac. Anyways bloody regards to you too;)
PS: Dont worry about the peanuts, Jervis has found a source of cashews now..
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Attn: QL CEO
Cc: All managers and Tea Boy!
SUBJECT: FriedUnicorn
Kindly request to find a job for him!
At least 20.000 Peanuts/month
P.S.: IF NO VACANCY, FEEL FREE TO FIRE ONE! :)
P.S.#2: Please dont fire me! :P
Bloody regards,
Jobless Manager
Drac
Well, I thought you were smart enough to figure that out too ;p
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Done!!, So, the cashews are tasty, aren't they? :) Well,,
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
You dirty li'l trollop :p...Yeah , I wont tell anyone, but they call me CEO!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Next time you'll get a bowl of roasted too, my guarantee :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Thanks for that reminder, jervis!
And its so refreshing to see at least a single thread with none of the "minimum requirements" to be called as a thread, just as you stated above..:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
I will be waiting for it!
There will be Creers too? lol
Have a good night!
naaa,,iam launching my own site soon..
www.qatardying.com
will be biggest rival to this site.
:P
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
Thanks ajinpt...
So the salary this month will be....!
Heee _noms_..... Why... Don`t you like the team? Or is salary issues? Anyway I can`t help you is not my department...
Just don`t leave I still have some peanuts... I can borrow to you!
Is there someone to replace me?!
QL Director General
:P
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
Ines, hope you enjoyed the peanuts :).. AND, since you are hardworking and loyal , obviously YOU deserve the salary
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Pajju, Its 00.00 now,, ohh wait its 00.01 now ...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
That was a question... from the staff of QL who deserve is salary?
I just get the peanuts of Gica... but if QL whant to give me more... welcome!
ajin .. lol .. wats time there now ?:)
Ines, why do you hate salary so much.. :(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
NOW?? you are dreaming!! Nothing worse could ever happen than this...:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Again?!?!?
Salary day?!?!?
Who is deserving a salary in QL?
ajinpt now wat happend to QL ?
Yes you are Pajju, and we were dreaming something better to happen to QL :(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Happy, I've just found a copy of your offer letter today when someone in the HR used it as a wrapper for the old files. I thought you've already got your copy!! But I'm afraid , you should address this to the HR Dept., at the earliest..:)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
no ajin am dreamin :D
Ohh Pajju, are you back home now??? WOW
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
ajin here is 2 am now .. my alarm s 6 am :)
Salam
Guys wake up..,,,,,,
ITS THE SALARY DAY!!!!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Can be...
And what do you think about Cuba... we can make some competition to Castro!
Santa Elena with Napoleon?
no no no... we may disappear!!!
Is just to rest.... ;)
Guys, I know most of you are overwhelmed by the rumors, discriminations, bashings and similar unfortunate incidents,lately. Therefore, I'd like to seek the possibilities of a QL Rehabilitation Centre? I'm sure most of the QLers would benefit from the new initiative. What do you guys think about it?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Let's see...Bermude TRIANGLE?
maldives islands... Would be a very good place for Rehabilitation.
Maldives!!?!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
:) Thanks Drac, but as our company has a 'people friendly' image in the public, i guess, we need more support!..So your suggestions are most welcome...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Rehabilitation Centre????
Here in Qatar??? Can be in Maldives?
QL Rehabilitation Centre? Great idea, CEO!
500 posts :)
Hi to all!
Have a nice work week!!!!
?????
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
sentibhim,
your King will send some money asap.
Just wait.
Please!
:)
I am going to resign from this post....GM
COz i haven't get salary yet
"aquagurl said:
/-a-t-/drac, is this for real or hoax?
i sent an email but i did not get any response"
hahahahahaha + "VERSACE LUNGI"! ROFL, britex, welcome back
Dear Mr Wise and generous Dracula
I am writing to unreservedly apologize for my outburst. I had been feeling heady after ahring a glass or two of Guava lessy made with camel milk and a secret ingredient added by Mr. Arien.
I was also upset because earlier in the evening I had spotted Mr. Pajju cruising near my favourite Doha haunt in his new Tata Nano and wearing a Versace Lungi. This ofcourse made me feel unworthy and unwanted.
All I ask is that I be given another chance to prove myself and the return of my company KIA and credit card for use at Ramada.
Yours
Humble Britexpat from Doha
@drac, is this for real or hoax?
i sent an email but i did not get any response
=|
Okay...sniff. No more Questions outta me!
Saurabh, you've more questions than anybody could ever think of...!!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
QL Doubts Division Representative :
@Iftee : Just look at the above posts and then you can see if you can be the editor or not. Basically just go through and check if its worth sending a CV here. Who is serious around here? ( Please, no Dark Knight - Joker reference here )
I WANNA BE THE EDITOR OF QL..........
I M A STUDENT YET.....
BUT I HAV MUCH EAGERNESS TO DO THE JOB..
SHULD I DROP MY CV AT THE GIVEN ID???
PLS REPLY.
Senti you salary just drink beer save water ;)
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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Where is my salary Guys ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
I'm totally flattered Dracu....*wink* .Well, how about a racing kit for your 'Bat mobil' ?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
The best CEO of QL!
We arent convinced but confused! :P
To : QL-HR, QL-PR, Ql- Radio Team, QL-Doc, QL-Sexcretary, Ql-Trolls, hijackers, QL -Chinese ambassador, Edit -Delete DIvision, QL-Anyhow/somehow division.
CC:QL-Chief Editor
Sub: Rehearsal Room
Dear all,
We are pleased to announce this thread as the 'OFFICIAL REHEARSAL ROOM' so that our esteemed QL Editor could cross check all the posts and editorials, before getting it OFFICIALLY published.
Regards,
CEO, QL
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
You are very funny ajinpt!
Have a nice day!!!
The best Manager of QL!
Bleeze accept my bloody regards! :)
Mr Drac
Please ignore ,Brit was drunk and not in sense. You will receive an appology soon , since he is been provided with lessy , yogurt and lime juice.
He was ditched by pew op his Dolls prom the Ramada Car park and he is upset and got drunk, he had two flat tyres and a breakdown on his way back home in his crap PINK KIA. Meanwhile he had some nasty mails too from the Cuban shotputter.
Please give him some tiime
Bloody regards
Be ready with my next promotion.
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Arien: QL Sr.Bleezer Manager
-Please change Mr. Britexpat's mind!
IF NO RESULTS...
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
- Green Line! He has a Pink Kia :)
Ksarat the missing QLSG Manager. Has not been seen since the summer.. Paging KSA.. Please stand up and and let us know where you are now a days buddy..
Time to change him..
-----------------
"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
Dear Sir
I wish to yender my resignation forth with if not fifth with.
I am disappointed that these posts are being allowed without the permission and concurrance of the editor (moi).
Please ensure that my end of service is paid directly into mt account yesterday.
Best wishes for the future.
Mr. angry from Doha
Ksarat is the QLSG Manager!
...or missing manager :)
Ines, I'm not trying to make you 'alone', with my Portuguese :)
And sorry about Alumnar:(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Who is Ksarat????
where's bloody Ksarat???
Thanks GC I will do that... and with them I will cook a nice desert... lol
You too speak portuguese ajinpt, after all me and Alumnar we are not alone.... lol
I am fine, thanks for asking!
too many, employees and too many candidates...!!
Drac, I guess its the time for us to buy another PEANUT farm in our names!!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Hi!
hope till now u've a got an excellent team
All d best
Hi!
hope till now u've a got an excellent team
All d best
Ines, you can take my peanut bowl from H.R. :)
KSA is the right candidate drac. send him an offer. ;)
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
So who is in-charge of work timings?
Irish Crap,,,,
Ines, tudo bem?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
I want my peanuts... and soft drinks!
As I am married...
-Check with our QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
Irish harp?!?
Matrimonial section.. any volunteers? Where are you Speed? :)
NO peanuts for married ladies!
Only free drinks to Irish Harp :)
Hey Drac... I am already married!
Mr. Drac
Were are everybody???? No work and a lot of bonus and promotions...
after all were are my peanuts?!?!?!?!
errr...when is the marriage date?
Nice to read some Portuguese!
;)
Thanks GC
Ines, I like more: :).
Muy obrigado!
:| GC
Mr. Gica, your bowl is still with the HR-team :).
PS:
Thanks for the delicious romanian dinner!
Nepotism!!!!!
Dracu, lets give Arien some bonus too :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Heeeeeeee.... girls, we have a nurse male... and is young!
Ups... I think I hurt my leg.... lol
The Guy You Work With
What you want more than anything
is to grab the zebra in your jaws.
Forget the job. Forget teamwork.
Roll the nature film,
You''ve seen your neighbor
in his flashy car.
You've heard the whispers
of bonuses for others
delivered behind locked doors
like secret Mason handshakes.
You just need five minutes or so
of stalking in the dry Savannah grass.
And then one good sniff of your prey
nibbling weeds by a small lagoon.
What better than a slow creep
up behind that unknowing striped back
as deliberate as sharpening a pencil.
And then the pounce,
the real law of the jungle,
you with your fangs around its rump,
it braying in agonizing terror.
What you want from life
is to trot back to your den in triumph,
zebra intestine flapping in your jaw
like spaghetti.
So they don't pay you as much as the next guy.
You're at the point now
that if they paid you in zebras
that would be enough.
John Grey
Arien: QL Sr.Bleezer Manager.
As a result of the private meeting withthe strike manager. The strike is being called off.
Drac - dont u think I deserve a promotion? lol
shreeya CHUP RHAO
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
His noooooooooooooooooo....
Her please!!!!!!!
nurse! cut HER nice leg off! :P
NEXT?!!!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
MagicDragon: QL Dr. "Honoris Causa" Supporting 24/7
h4t3_m3:QL Sexcretary to Dr."Honoris Causa"(night shift)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Sr.Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7:QL Doubts Division Representative
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
livinqatar2009:QL Maintenance Manager/Civil Eng.Section
rezymalik: QL Asphalt & Multimedia Artist
kinimoto:QL Company nurse
Yes you can!
* Answered by the QL Doubts Division Rep *
Atleast SOME ONE is taking their work seriously!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
MagicDragon: QL Dr. "Honoris Causa" Supporting 24/7
h4t3_m3:QL Sexcretary to Dr."Honoris Causa"(night shift)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7:QL Doubts Division Representative
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
livinqatar2009:QL Maintenance Manager/Civil Eng.Section
rezymalik: QL Asphalt & Multimedia Artist
kinimoto:QL Company nurse
Any vacancy for QL Company nurse? can i apply for that position.^_~
"I don't go back on my words, that's my way of ninja"
Sidenote: Arien, We are bleazed with the progress.:-)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Hehehe! Power to the people!
To Manager , QL strike Union
From Bleezer Manager
Subj ; Strike Notice
Bcc ; Drac / Ceo
We are in receipt of your notice on the above subject , Bleaze treat this strictly confidential between us.
We request you to hold the move and invite you for a private and confidential meeting with us on the subject.I have assurance from the board and I promise you, personally you will not be disappointed.
Regards
Bleez
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
To: QL
CC: QL CEO, QL HR, QL PR
BCC: Dr. Honoris Causa
Sub: Notice of Full Blown Strike
The Ql joint unions (all departments) call on the Board of Moderators and Dr. Honoris causa to release a circular in line with our demands within two hours from 9.00AM failing which the unions would have no option than to call out their members on a full blown strike.
The Board of moderators is trying to introduce a dangerous precedent by further widening the disparity in basic salary. The meeting we held last Monday ended in deadlock. But they were able to give the dr. Honoris causa over 77 per cent of sugarcanes over what they are getting now and making them elephants but Gica Contra - Liasion Officer was offered 10 per cent, that too peanuts and we said that was unacceptable to us.
We see it as bringing in divide-and-rule tactic in this most sensitive sector. We hope to begin an immediate strike throughout the community. All the 66 QL professionals in the sector are fully mobilised for this strike. All our members have been put on notice.
Regards.
Manager, QL Strike Union.
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
LOL!
[taking notes mode]
....otivation
...ployee of the Week"
...lished
..poem of honor
...to fire PR team
Motivation, motivation. Years of experience with unmotivated and peanuts paid employees have brought myself and the rest of the academic world to the conclusion that nothing is more stimulating for a crew or staff than competition. I therefore plead to install the "QL Employee of the Week" as a permanent method to tickle out the last resources available. The respective winner's conterfeit shall be published on this website and everybody shall be oblidged to create a poem of honor for the jubilee. To enhance the idea of competition further, the best poem of honor shall be published on this website as a proof for the abundance of possibilities and talents that slumber within the QL team unknown of. Wake up, wake up. The world is ours!!
(Motivation Slogan)
PS. I long expected a similar action from our PR team, but obviously they are still in the early stages of development.
'Killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder'. (Albert Einstein)
I Hope Too!
Good Luck! :O)
Man, I ve been changing my dept. more than my clothes.
QL Doubts Division Representative. Hope I manage to keep this on.
is any place for multimedia... artist...
Hi Dracu :)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
MagicDragon: QL Dr. "Honoris Causa" Supporting 24/7
h4t3_m3:QL Sexcretary to Dr."Honoris Causa"(night shift)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7:QL Doubts Division Representative
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
livinqatar2009:QL Maintenance Manager/Civil Eng.Section
Dracula said: This QL-QDC Liaison Officer deserves a salary increasing asap!
Whalla! :)
________________________________
Official Reply
To : QL
Cc : QL-HR, QL- PR
BCc: QDC Laison Officer
Date : Oct 26, 2009
Subject: Re:QDC Working Schedule Ref: GC-01-QLQDC
Dear Gica, I really appreciate the sincere effort and time you've put in to make QDC an easily approachable, better and safer place. We are pleased to organize an Arts/cultural night which would sure be an enlightenment for the QL drinking team, followed by an inspirational seminar by the QL- Hangover technician. All employers would be given a special glass of beer, in addition to their monthly peanuts.
PS: Gica is requested to meet the QL - HR department to claim your bonus peanut bowl.
Cheers,
AJIN
QL-CEO
______________________________________
To :QL
Cc :QL-CEO, QL-HR
Date :Oct 26, 2009
Subject:Peanut bowl bonus Ref:GC-02-QLQDC
Dear Sir,
Regarding your generous offer as bonus I am forced to tell you that if you pay peanuts, you get monkey.
Please re-adjust the bonus to fit with my responsibilities,dangerous conditions at work and my vast experience in this domain.Also it will be a good stimulus for me in order to fulfill your increasing demands to our department.
Yours Truly,
Gica Contra
QL-QDC Liaison Officer
________________________________
To : QL
Cc : QL-HR, QL- PR
BCc: QDC Laison Officer
Date : Oct 26, 2009
Subject: Re:Peanut bowl bonus Ref:GC-02-QLQDC
Dear Gica,
your first sentence in the last mail itself is the answer to your demand. I guess now you understand why are we so pleased to pay you the peanuts! I suggest you to meditate over the meaning of our slogan "FEEL HUNGER, STAY STUPID!"
PS: Gica, your bowl is still with the HR-team :).
Cheers,
AJIN
_________________________________________
To : QL
Cc : QL-Strike Union
Bcc : QL-Bleezer Manager
Subject: Meeting
Dear Sirs,
I want to invite you to a meeting regarding legally advices to avoid/start a working conflict with our CEO.Attached you have previous correspondence between our department and CEO subjecting bonuses.
Please announce me the convenient date for this meeting.
Regards,
Gica Contra
QL-QDC Liaison Officer
Complaints..complaint..always complaints!
And: "we want money"
That's all what the expatriates are asking..:(
Drac, I really can't do two jobs at the same time! I prefer to have an assignment honoris causa, with a sexretary for the nightshift, but the QL Supporting Manager should be auctioned as of today. Thank you, for your kind understanding.
Killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder'. (Albert Einstein)
Thanks for that update, Dracu
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
It's FREE DAY!
QL-4 Years!
hmm... has everybody taken leave today??
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Good Night
Saurabh Keeps its nice and Simple -
Good Night QLers! :P
“To all, to each, a fair good-night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.”
Sir Walter Scott
Saurabh7:QL Doubts Division Representative
Da-aime! Ok, no more Questions outta me!
:D *Shows Million Dollar Smile*
Saurabh is the QL doubts division representative L-)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Saurabh7: for any question you'll loose 1 point! :P
okay, so who are the core components of QL now?
Cheif Board of Advisors, Management, etc
Ooooh Thanks Drac. Appreciate it so much.
Gonna be much easier (and peaceful) than running behind my three brats at home. :))
Wont you need someone to maintain the "building/office" housing the QL staff?
Got loads of Civil Engineering experience for that :))
QL Maintenence Dept??
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
MagicDragon: QL Dr. "Honoris Causa" 24/7
h4t3_m3:QL Sexcretary to Dr."Honoris Causa"(night shift)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL SOMETHING Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
livinqatar2009:QL Maintenance Manager/Civil Eng.Section
Very good...... is better than just one bebsi!!! lol
Drac .. shall i join u ? :P
For rest of the staff: "Invitation to QL-4 Years" PARTY!!!!!!!!
Oh noooooo!!!!
And for the rest of the staff????
as a Suitable Manager you should get a suitable salary: 1 bebsi only!
This is ridiculous....Some people open their mouths only to ask salary. And where is the POLICY?? :p
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
DRACU....................so 5 DAYS after v get salary?
:|
Damn...where's QL Job Policy?
What is doing Qatarisun?
I smell some "you're fired!" soon! :)
h4t3_m3, you have a position, and you should sleep during the day, so that you are fit for the nightshift.
updated list,,, lemme know those position which is still available,,, those who r fired,,, gudluck :)
*****************************************************
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Any job for ur Sexretary :P boss Drac....
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
MagicDragon: QL Dr. "Honoris Causa" 24/7
h4t3_m3:QL Sexcretary to Dr."Honoris Causa"(night shift)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL SOMETHING Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
*****************************************************
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
You are very greedy!!! lol
consider my application too
for
owner, gm, ceo kinda things
eHow - How to Travel from Qatar to UAE and Oman by road
I just say it! lol
SOMETHING!
Yes Ines, You wanna say SOMETHING?
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
So... Something hã!
I'd say that is something really "SOMETHING'
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
As QL 'SOMETHING' Manager, I wanna do something.
We need to finalize the list of employees. Make a final list. Keep a deadline.
What say?
Bleeze dont sboil the thread -(
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
lol Salmamohd ...
Lawlxxxx....Drac u sounded like a Qatari speakin Urdu/Hindi:P
Bleeze, Arien..chup rhao! :P
Newly appointed sexcretary and working together with Drac?? I ddnt get you there MD..lol
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Great, I knew we can 'work' together, drac.
Done, MD!
Sexcretary appointed!
Ok, if there is any important inquiry, guys, refer to one of the secretaries, they will forward your problem. And thanks, drac, for the honor.
By all means, I did not apply for a job, I'm busy 24 hours a day. Is it 'honoris causa', drac?
Again?? ;p.. I was requesting for a financial report .. you know this CEO job is a highly responsible one...
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
who said bleez there?? come to ma cabin. ;(
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Somebody Bleeze publish our third quarter financial report. !!!
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
One more poem, this time from Maya Angelou...
Touched by An Angel
by Maya Angelou
We, unaccustomed to courage
exiles from delight
live coiled in shells of loneliness
until love leaves its high holy temple
and comes into our sight
to liberate us into life.
Love arrives
and in its train come ecstasies
old memories of pleasure
ancient histories of pain.
Yet if we are bold,
love strikes away the chains of fear
from our souls.
We are weaned from our timidity
In the flush of love's light
we dare be brave
And suddenly we see
that love costs all we are
and will ever be.
Yet it is only love
which sets us free.
too many questions..too many!
...you should be QL CID! :P
the unemployment centre has unknown number!
Anyone has the contact details for some unemployment centre? :(
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
sarah2014:QL PR Assistant/Health and Swine Flu
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL SOMETHING Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
heero_yuy2: QL Manager "Why She?"-Section
hi Saurabh7,
Oh sorry to hear that. You haven't accomplished antyhing yet, we can't claim anything for you.!
I wanted to do 'Something' , but then now I m fired :(
Finding another job so that I can feed my family and kids!
Unless 'some one' would like to make me the QL SOMETHING Manager! :D
Anything Manager,,,, your next task is to DO "SOMETHING"
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
You really do have the qualifications. :-P
But sorry, Drac already fired you. LOL
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
To many questions...hmmmm: YOU'RE FIRED! :p
So...now what?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
http://healtharticlz.blogspot.com
Work started? :S
Party Time, huh??? NO one , not even a single person has worked since morning..!!!!@#@#$@#@#%..
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Thanks Dracula!
Have a nice day to all.
Panda, What happened to the "Operation Pandemonium"..How are those Chinese Pandas ? :-)
---If you can't CONVINCE 'em, CONFUSE 'em!!!
Sigh, Peanuts! Atleast something is better than 'nothing',
so when and where do I report? :P
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL Anything Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
Cristian Florea: Cleaning Boy - Wallets Section
me cleaner boy...for the wallets
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Ambassador in China for: "Save the Panda" Movement
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL Anything Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher
junarc2003: QL Rumors Manager
salmamohd: QL Taken Mums Representative
i can't do this task alone..i need some subordinates... keep recruiting drac...
"there are so many rumors about me...feel free to believe in any of'em.."
N wat bout me:(
lol with the mascot thingy :P panda
"there are so many rumors about me...feel free to believe in any of'em.."
it shame on you! what's this position that you gave me :/
lol drac... thanks anyways... i will then start to spread the rumors about all this :P
"there are so many rumors about me...feel free to believe in any of'em.."
any position for me? LOL
"there are so many rumors about me...feel free to believe in any of'em.."
Stop with Bla Bla Bla ..and start something suitable for your position! :)
Bleeze Manager..give him a "Bleez", please! :p
I appreciate your ideas Saurabh! But your salary would be just the same old "Peanuts"!!!
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Lol, nice! We need guards for the office. We need to a cafe in the office. Starbucks will be good. Then we need a pool for the employees. Insurance would be a plus too :)
Public Relations
Thanks dracula and ajinpt... sorry for asking but what is PR???
:P
thank u dracu,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
for posting me as a suitable manager.....thank u very much
Ines Wow,, that was juzz beautiful,, thanks..
See, now you've got an instant appraisal and promotion too..:-) Say thanks to Dracu..
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
Ines_pt:QL PR Assistant/Art & Cultural Events
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Curious mascot
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL Anything Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:DKPS Assistant(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher!
Ines_pt
I am afraid you have to work with Alumnar (Portugal) :QL PR!
Your position:QL PR Assistant
Thanks for the job ajinpt!
Well...as I am not a poet...
I Will start my work showing to others new poets.
Well, I will start from the ones of my country(Portugal)
Love is a fire that burns unseen,
a wound that aches yet isn’t felt,
an always discontent contentment,
a pain that rages without hurting,
a longing for nothing but to long,
a loneliness in the midst of people,
a never feeling pleased when pleased,
a passion that gains when lost in thought.
It’s being enslaved of your own free will;
it’s counting your defeat a victory;
it’s staying loyal to your killer.
But if it’s so self-contradictory,
how can Love, when Love chooses,
bring human hearts into sympathy?
Luís Vaz de Camões (1525-1580)
Translation: 2006, Richard Zenith
-----The original poem----
Amor é um fogo que arde sem se ver,
é ferida que doi, e não se sente;
é um contentamento descontente,
é dor que desatina sem doer.
É um não querer mais que bem querer;
é um andar solitário entre a gente;
é nunca contentar-se de contente;
é um cuidar que ganha em se perder.
É querer estar preso por vontade;
é servir a quem vence, o vencedor;
é ter com quem nos mata, lealdade.
Mas como causar pode seu favor
nos corações humanos amizade,
se tão contrário a si é o mesmo Amor?
Bisaya Ako: QL Underwears Sales Researcher!
mjamille28, dont worry!
I've sent an Internal Memo to:
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
yeay i got the job! thanks Drac..im off shopping now to buy the pointiest shoes!!! :P
but i dont wanna be a cheerleader,.. i dont mind being one of the ass kickers... :P
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Curious mascot
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL Anything Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
Ines_pt: Art & Cultural Events Manager
BULLONG: Human Rights Coordinator
M.Farhan:Admin Assistant/Sports department
nomecool: Suitable Manager
Richierich: Reading Mode Manager
mjamille28:Cheerleader
but i dont wanna be a cheerleader,.. i dont mind being one of the ass kickers... :P
Cool, Ines u can start with a poem then :-)
Dracu, Saurabh's idea of cheerleeders is a gud one and we still have the jobless MJ,, Wat do u think?? ;p
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
aww Drac, have all the positions been filled already? :(
Lol, we need bouncers. Then probably some Cheerleaders, then thugs that go break windows and collect Protection Money? Why dont we just make this into GTA IV? :P
ajinpt, I can be manager of art & cultural events?
Can i be the reading mode manager?
__________________________________________
Life is short...300 meter before roundabout!
Oh Lalalala!
Everybody! Stand up for your right!
SAY:
NO RACIAL DESCRIMINATION
NO CORRUPTION
WE NEED:
INTERNATIONAL SOLIDARITY
INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM
When is the Oathtaking Sir Dracy????
Okay what would you like to do here then, career interests? :-)..
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
when will I get my appointment orders as Watch Dog in QL :P
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
:(
Sorry then , you are over qualified!!..:0)
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Human Rights Coordinator!!!!
Hi, All
I would like to be an Admin Assistant to sports department or marketing etc...so pls appoint me
& at the same time i ll keep eye on Darude all the day if he makes any trouble...(kidding)
May I apply too??
ajinpt, I have all of what you mention and more! :P
Ines, do u have any Degree? Any experience? Any special skills? Any computer skills? Any aim? Any reason to be alive? Any thing? ;p
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Can I join?!?!
So emotionable,,
I like that...
Still hiring:)
Wen will be d Meeting of this staff!?
on Hhhhaaaallllooooowwwweeeennnnn day!
lolz :P
Any update?
h4t3_m3......
Sexretary ... :P
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
How can you hire anybody like that? At least ask him some 'wasta'...
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
Dracu , U hired him!? He has aa HEART PROBLEM..His blood wont get pumped well.. hmmm...
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Dracu..........................................
Any suitable post for me.............................................................
Wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
When Do I start? Lolz.
Anyways , nice to see this development in QatarLiving.
Saurabh you are over qualified I think. Anyway wait for HR manager's approval..
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Is it possible to do the Designer or Editor work online? *Shows Million Dollar Smile* I need to work my way through college. Think about my future. Have a heart people! :P
Rephrase :
I want a suitable job online for QL. I have 3 yrs experience with designing and editing magazines. 2yrs experience with mixing and editing audio tracks. Looking for suitable pay also.
Only handicap is that I dont live in Qatar anymore. Will I be considered as a traitor?
Oo add 2 years experience with networking in Computers and Skilled in Programming in C, C++ , Java etc.
Sigh, I just HIRE ME!! :P
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa:DKPS Manager(Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Curious mascot
nephi2kph: QL Security Officer for Trolls
Saurabh7: QL Anything Manager
BATISTOTA :QL Anyway & Anyhow Manager
zandubalm:QL Office Watch Dog
I can take up the SECURITY OFFICER post...
I dont need a torch jus gimme a Wi-Fi connection ill take care of office like a watch dog :P
"Anything" is a good job , but saurabh, then salary would be "nothing". Is that awright?
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
I repeat, no online jobs? Willing to work as anything!
security officer for trolls..
can i?
Any post for a person who isnt living in Qatar? :(
ajinpt - ;)
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Arien Bleez, Temme werz ur cabin...:-)
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
"QL at it's best!"
by Alexa as I dont plagiarize
the MOST important thing:
- NO HATE HERE
- NO RACISM
- NO RELIGIOUS BASHING
- NO TROLLS
:)
At your servix(ce) 24/7 :)
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
on duty 24/7
who said bleez there??? come to ma cabin!!!
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Is it Panda or Banda??.. I'm confused :-(..Blez help me..blez blez
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
ok tnx QS my dear, so from now guys you have to call me M the AMBASSADOR PANDA :D
I'm in anyway, anyhow,,....
"Mission Pandemonium" .. all the bests Panda
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
:Dvery special mission panda...
oh, look who is here...
panda...
I appoint you as a delegate to Algeria. you will be travelling there every 28 days, with the very special mission of expanding to Algeria our QL business.
*********************
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
we still need a QL " guy that comes out of the shop when u honk your horn"
Mr. Dracu is the Founder..
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
I wanna know what's Drac position :D
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL Ambulance Driver - DKPS Section!
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa: DKPS Manager (Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
shoeaddict: QL wardrobe stylist
Panda: QL Curious mascot
I can be a Patron and fund the whole shindig....two years in advance, hows that?
"I disagree with everything you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Voltaire
On loan from Dracula as I do not plagerize
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
may i apply as a wardrobe stylist slash QL mascot?lol
As being the CEO of the company, I 'd like to welcome all of you on board. We couldn't have been what we are now , without you. I thank each one of you, as well as Mr. Dracu, without whom the company would never have reached the heights!:p
We, especially, the HR team would be more than happy to listen to your suggestions to help the company to survive in this economic downtime. Now with confidence I assure you, your being foolish and hungry throughout your service period.:-)
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL ambulance driver
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
Alexa: DKPS Manager (Dumbarses Kicker with Pointiest Shoes)
Dali: QL Patron and Fund the Whole Shindig
Sshhh!! this is supposed to be a secret....:p
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Alexa, we are doing the same thing,,,kicking the staffs from behind ;p. Now that we've got a volunteer too :-)
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
sandeep..god example for all employees!
Keep it up!
And chup rhao next time! :P
MA'M YES MA'M!!!!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
drac my hands are getting itchy for those skyscrapers!!!! ok i'm trying to cool down...but really! that would be a blast and one i will truly enjoy >:) am counting by the minute...
As being the CEO of the company, I 'd like to welcome all of you on board. We couldn't have been what we are now , without you. I thank each one of you, as well as Mr. Dracu, without whom the company would never have reached the heights!
We, especially, the HR team would be more than happy to listen to your suggestions to help the company to survive in this economic downtime. Now with confidence I assure you, your being foolish and hungry throughout your service period.
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Why U guys are making noise in the absence of GM ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Kind Attn to HR, QL
Sub : Resignation
submitting resignation with effect from today meet my personal matters urgently.
thanks and regards
twenty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Your query cannot be satisfied. We cannot hire you as a Troll since we have got a QL Troll spotter, and soon going to hire a QL Troll Terminator as well...
You cannot have a cat and a mouse in the same cage... And last warning, if I saw you one more time having hangover, you will be reduced to the ranks. You will serve as a second assistant of the third helper of the tea boy, with the salary QR8 a month with the deduction QR12 from your salary monthly, as a penalty for the Policy violation.
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
easy, baby...easy, gurl!
At least dont touch the new skyscrapers :)
Edifis I was busy destroying old buildings and round abouts early in the morning. That doesn't give u any excuse to not bring my food...now do ur job and let's work in peace ;)
INTERNAL MEMO
( CONFIDENTIAL )
Dear HR Manager (Qatarisun)
My designation has been changed from QL official troll to QL hangover technician. Since I am likely to ne suffering from a hangover on most mornings, I don't think I will be in a position to help our members who might need the services of a hangover technician. Please consider this and re-assign me to my earlier assignment.
Thanks & Regards
Sandeepkadian
QL Hangover technician
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
"couldn't even pay for my shisha today"
hahahahahahahaha hohohohohoh ROFLLL
that's good that we've got a Finance manager and truck of cash... i am currently sort of short on cash, couldn't even pay for my shisha today...
Alumnar, please prepare cash advance, get Enigma's signature and let bestheartman hand it over to me ... 1/3 of the truck would be sufficient...
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
sandeepkadian, all HR related issue please address to me directly... you have not been transferred yet...but if you continue like this, we might transfer your sponsorship under our QL tea boy! think about it!
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
I gave your breakfast to the cat.
wacky I didn't see you in your desk today! You were absent from office.
bat bat bat
where is edifis??? he didn't perform his job well today...being the QL chef he didn't bring me my breakfast :( bad bad bad chef... :(
only "team", ok :P
We will make a great team Mandilulur
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL ambulance driver
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Mandilulur: News Announcer on QL Radio
May I be the news announcer on QL Radio, please. I promise I can do better than ANYONE on QBS Radio.
Mandi
This is the answer: Careers with Q.L.: Join us now!
Posted in:Funnies
Hey Dracula! I had asked u a question but I never got a reply :(
Practice makes perfection. Perfection is impossible. So why practice?
oopss..this is against QL policy!
Q A T A R I SUUUNNNNN!:)
Alumnar
no tea to you
don't play with tea boy !!
Drac I have been transferred???
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Who asked for salary??? Contract says ask for salary and get ready for deportation!!!! Read the fine print on the contract!
**tears contract to pieces**
my salary blezzzz
promotion blezzz
thanks and regards
twenty
If we start to some funds missing we all know who to look to... >:D
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, _____
/l ,[___],
l--L --[]lllll[]-
()_) ()_)-o-)_)
Red '92 YJ Laredo
4.0L I-6, 200 BHP at 3700 RPM
I have a little knowledge in marketing
I have a little knowledge in web editing
" " " " " " web scripting
" " " " " " designing
I have a little knowledge in everything.
To sum it up, I have big knowledge in my brain.
The reason I am...
I Forget to ask DRAC... what your position in QL??
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)
Happy Happy: QL Expecting Manager
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL ambulance driver
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
Enigma: QL Finance Manager
Give me position for Finance Manager. 'Ill make QL become more profit with my budget & some planning and now in my paper that ready to execute. (little example; paid classifieds and Premium paid member, and much more will coming...)
More avantage if you hire me; I can deal easyly with all qatari ofcource the all banks in qatar if QL need more loans for expand their website or bussiness...
i wanna get into MArketing
completed one year without (volutnary service) salary?
Now we need advance salary.....;D)
Trust dual employment won't be a legal issue with QL, otherwise I need sponsorship from QL....
Drac...I'm expecting this thread to go on endlessly. You're promising us the moon, we know it, yet still applying...!!
Salam
Bleeze her, Arien!!!!!
shreeya No strike bleeeze
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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
... cash only, no cheque! Don't want anything traceable, do we? Drac would hang us (or deport us!)
Nothing here is out of topic, specially this diSscussion usman. This is QL ;)
britexpat - gonna keep some money back for those expensive footy tickets... in the end that's what a PR is here for - to Personally Relate to peoples' needs ;)
The disscusion is out of the topic.
I was promised a position, but when OI went today, the labour office said that it was for Qataris only :O(
Round Table discussion ? Okey
PLACE ?
Time ? hhehe
"Drink Beer Save Water"
We are open for two party dialogues. lets meet and come to an agreement...:)
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
ajinpt:CEO
sentibhim: QL GM (general motors)
Gica Contra:"QDC Liaison Officer"
Flanostu: "QDC Liaison Deputy - Tasting Section"
Formatted Soul: CEO's Executive Assistant (under Khanan)
DaRuDe: QL Gate Keeper(not teaboy)
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
Victory_278692:QL 'Edit or Delete' Manager
Speed:QL Marketing Director
heero_yuy2:QL Fish Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
twenty:QL teaboy
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Hangover Technician
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL ambulance driver
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
OTOsan: QL Translator
Rizks: QL Ladies dress Designer
shreeya: QL Strike Union
shanawazt: QL Driving Driver
A Guy: QL Vacancy Manager
h4t3_m3: QL Sexcretary
DonMeister: QL Jeepngineering Supervisor
MagicDragon: QL Supporting Manager
balasang_nakpay: QL 1 Point Handler
Malang:QL Browser
Arien: QL Bleezer Manager
UkEngQatar: QL HH Nanager (hard hats)
Bestheartman: QL Cashier
h4t3_m3: QL HARAM?
whyyyyyyyyyy! :(
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Union president shreeya.......i will terminate u from this QL office ..LOL
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Here I call for a strike, guys...still FS has not given any post...
Dracula Go Back...
Dracula Go back...
Dracula Go Back...
Long live QL Union!!!!!
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
Alumnar, first you have to give me a big fat cheque. I have to make provision for H.E. Khanan meeting.Than, you have to contact Sandeepkadian for necessary materials after the meeting.
BTW, Drac, I need help:can I take Flan as my deputy?
With all those jobtitles I am glad I got a truck full of money printed zis morning!
So... 'rolls sleeves up'...
watcha need me to do?
QL-----Cashier
have we got some accountants?
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
oh before I apply I'd like to know if QL is an equal opportunity employer. Would I be discriminated on the basis of colour, passport, religion, sexual orientation etc?
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Dracula. Any jobs for men in Hard Hats?
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Totter
H.E. The CEO & Chairman, Board of Moderators & Owners,Mr. Khanan had organised a meeting to discuss all the issues.
Contact FS for further details.
____________________________________________________
Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
We should have a Hangover Technician...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Is "QDC Liaison Officer" taken? Or the "Beverage Manager"? Or " Hangover Technician"?
I'd like to apply for the following positions:
QL Web Editing
QL Web Scripting
QL Designer
Afterall what you see is what I design eventually:)
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
dont you need a translator :)
ok..ok..thou shall be CEO and thou shall be sexcretary!
Drac, I no job . this no fair . I CEO . why people rude? I good and nice . Some people good. I CEO :p.. Dracu, blez blez
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
at non social hours and appointed hijacker, hackers and all sweet females without management consent.....hence FIRED !!!
Speedbhai, Am I sort-listed for appointment? QL HR?
is there any vacancy for the post of "QL Ladies dress Designer" ?
I can design good outfits which dont FIT....!! :)
Arien, maybe u can be d substitute:-P
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
What? Why and when?
HR manager Dracula is been FIRED!!!!!
The letter reads . He is fired because he SUCKS!!
______________________________________________
- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
Director' - Speed ;-)
Can I apply for Marketing 'QL International Division' to promote our website in Western World with mutual support from our Qlers.
2) Second choice as 'Edit or Delete' Manager, I shall not allow any post or discussion based on RELIGION.period
3) Kill the TROLL's with ALL their IP addresses, once for all that they could never return to QL.
Awaiting return confirmation.
Thanks
Wish Harmony and Peace to QL....
:p
I second h4t3...too much politics, descriminations, racism....
How about forming a Union? I can make you secretary...and then we can go on strike...
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
If everyone is given a job then who'll browse QL??:)
Would there a sexytary 4 news editor as well :p. Lol just kidding
can i be the qliving driver
because >>>>>> how is my driving?
my driving is good
so plz dont call 4455660
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There are good people in this world, and they are not ONLY Muslims, you know. Geez.(last comments by alexa when she left Qiving)
I wanna be the GM.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
POLITICS! in here:-"
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
ok got 1 point...how many points do i need drac.....lol....
I do support that, balasang!
can i be the QL Sexytary????
Gud morning yall!
Hey drac! Happy said yesterday dat this thread should not be taken serious. Is it true Or I misunderstood?
HR manager is descriminating against FS, Arien, h4t3_m3 and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
r we rejected? huhuhuhuh!:(
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Drac - knock knock .. a job bleezz
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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -
I'm applying for Engineering Supervisor. My qualifications? I've got a Jeep.
Do I have the job? No need for interview I think.
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, _____
/l ,[___],
l--L --[]lllll[]-
()_) ()_)-o-)_)
Red '92 YJ Laredo
4.0L I-6, 200 BHP at 3700 RPM
Dracy how can you forget me??
I need a position...can I be the CEO's Executive asst:)
Can I be a sexretary oooopppps I mean secretary,,, personal assistant drac :-p
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
i will be the gate keeper
not teaboy.
Ne Vacancy availible Dracula :)
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
heero_yuy2:QL Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
DaRuDe,twenty:QL teaboy (thanks, samia08)
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Official Troll
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
saeed1990:QL ambulance driver
salahib:QL Marketing Strategies Researcher
Don't you need a researcher? :)
intresting job then,
i believe without a researcher you won't make good marketing to QL. ;)
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" ..mAny aRe cAllEd, but fEw ArE ChOoSen.."
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lol I knew you would :P
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
I didn't drink the kool-aid! -- PM
Test 1
say: "NEEEE...NOOOO...NEEEE...NOOOO"!
can i be a QL ambulance driver?
PM you will be spotting me ;)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
heero_yuy2:QL Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
DaRuDe,twenty:QL teaboy (thanks, samia08)
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Official Troll
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
PM: QL Troll Spotter
but i dont like chicken , can i be beef?
I didn't drink the kool-aid! -- PM
WTF? pigeon???
do you have a MBA, WSD, LSD, UFO to be licensed as a pigeon?
Chicken it's ok for you!
NEXT!? :)
can i be a pigeon??
CFO = Chicken Farmer of Old Doha!
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Find it!
CFO = Cannot Find Object
Done!!! :-).. if he's late downgrade him to CFO or UFO..then I'll be the only applicant
---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
ajinpt
Tomorrow early morning!
5 am sharp.
Bring 2 witnesses with you.
DUEL WITH KHANAN (the present QL CEO)
Choose the weapons...:)
Dracu, Can i be the CEO please, please?
----If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!
Not in the menu.
Any way first lay an egg then.
...errrrr..scratched must be fine! :P
Monsieur,
Would you like your eggs scrambled or poached or omlette?
Sleep well and dont forget to wish us "GOOD LUCK"!
It's your QL job! :)
i'm so cool .. but not be funny so much .. any nice to meet you all .. take care .. sleepin time
qatarysun you like to try .. fried you run ..
hussam74...cool down, bro!
It was a funny joke :)
stop bashing him for "QR2 for 1 hour 45 minutes"...
ROFLLLL
QL Laddy Masseur = hyussam
I hope the esteemed HR doesn't make this massage compulsory for all guys...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
S*IT.. hussam74, based on your avator, i was sure you are a woman.. OMG... ok, you are appointed giving a massage to the QL gays...you will get paid QR2 for 1 hour 45 minutes...
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
heero_yuy2:QL Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
DaRuDe,twenty:QL teaboy (thanks, samia08)
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher cum Masseur
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Official Troll
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
zhyiellha : QL DJ (probation period 2 years)
OK . I WELL BE QL MASSAGE !
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" ..mAny aRe cAllEd, but fEw ArE ChOoSen.."
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Khanan:CEO and Chairman, Board of Moderator & Owners
timebandit: QL Radio DJ
sonaam: Hacker cum Amin
Alumnar :QL PR
britexpat,jervis:QL Editor
Xena : QL Editor-Animal Section
Pajju:Hijacker
samia08:QL Radio Engineer
qatarisun:QL HR Manager
heero_yuy2:QL Marketing
exilentsaint: anything but not religion-related jobs!
DaRuDe,twenty:QL teaboy (thanks, samia08)
wacky_baby :QL Destructive Engineer
LadyCharm: Mod (on 30.02.2010 only)date changed !
edifis: QL Great Chef
Hussam74: QL "Good Luck" Wisher
dr.choc : QL Doc
chaudary: QL Sports Dept
sandeepkadian :QL Official Troll
Hap Hap . Q par tim jo :) (all half)QL judge
l_3_o_z: QL News Editor
Drac...answer l_3_o_z ...You're in trouble and fired. I'm the QL judge..:))
Salam
Wacky, breakfast will be served at 10:00am
I wake up at 9:00am
And in Dracs office 6 looks like 9.
Drac!!!. Can u explain what Happy Happy said.
QL Mafia
INTERNAL MEMO
- Confidential-
To: HR Manager - Qatarisun
Please analise timebandit's request!
I am dead scared of Santa!
Bloody Regards,
Drac
drac!!! i want my fresh squeeze orange juice in the morning...don't be so stingy! give the chef some money to buy food :(
Hey Drac... what does a man have to get reinstated? I desperately need to show QBS how it's done. I am at the disposal of QLR free of charge, and I will buy the buns on the way in.
Dear Santa.... this year for Christmas can I have Page Links at the top of threads please.
Thanks Drac for the promotion. Now I guess I will receive double peanuts each month.
I hope the mods don't see that list and ban me after seeing troll next to my name :(
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
Only Peanut Butter with broken digestive biscuits available now. Ask the moudir to bring fresh rations. Then you can have your orange juice.
now..I'll get BANNED! :(
Dracula's thread is meant as a light thread, not a serious one. You can send your suggesiton to the site admin.
Salam
edifis i want a yummy breakfast on my desk at 6 am sharp or else... oh and a fresh squeeze orange juice (my job title says it all) lol :P
edifis=Promoted!
Hey Drac!! Would there be a section for questions on technology and latest news about it?.. If yes, can I join :)
OK no breakfas for you at office. Only mosquito blood! that comes free. I will cook up "Bloody(Mosquito" mary" with that for you.
Salam
edifis, go and gang one grocery on the corner!
Stop bugging us!
WE DONT HAVE A PURCHASER!
qatarisun thanks dear
... let's get together to get this PR system sorted - Drac is running out of fresh blood!
Let's PM each other our numbers - then we can meet up 'you know where' ;)
Now I am really off to bed!!! I have to be up at 5 a.m.!
----------------}}} OUT!!!
Salam
I need a few pounds of fresh bread, some eggs, peanuts, black pepper, salt and tomato sauce. And a bottle of jam to act as lube.
ok, samia is reconsidered. i have cancelled her exit permit... Last warning though,samia!!
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Hap Hap don, n dele !
NOOOOOOOOO
Then I'll come work with you at you know where..:) I'm going on the weekend.
Salam
Drac sleep in night?! fake Drac you are !
That's creative! Hap Hap...lol.
Would you please go back to the first page and edit your long "nooooooooo" post, so the thread would be centered?
Salam
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