First Date...third date
Before anyone BACKLASH at me, this was sent (E-MAIL) to me and I find this ridiculously NOT funny...
I DON'T BELIEVE this is TRUE...what do you think?
WHITE WOMEN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
LEBANESE WOMEN:
First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier
good one azzi, wass up how ru
lol.. gud one..
lol somewhat true but contradicting...
IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI
Then kindly explain why there are more women still single (or single parents) nowadays?
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleonor Roosevelt
really it's not funny.
i am not sure about others, but the Indian is likely true
am i right?
VERY FUNNY, I WANT TO ADD SOME MORE (BRITISH & CANADIAN) BUT AFFRAID SOME PEOPLE WOULD BE OFFENDED.
THE MOST FUNNY ARE ARAB, LEBANESE, INDIAN, CHINESE, I THINK SO TRUE.
PEACE ALL.
Azi so true.....WOMEN are after for marriage, money and sex...
Men are not like that.......We have only one thing on our mind....ahem..ahem
You can call it..... Singlemindedness, devouted, non-materialistic whatever.
we do not even ask for a marriage......now cant you call it unselfish? LOL
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IVE BEEN BLESSED 4 HAVIN U IN MY LYF, IF I HAD THE CHANCE I WUDN'T HESITATE 2 MAKE U MY WIFE.
mind you, any hair is a bonus.....
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usually they have red hair..LOL
not funny sorry...kinda lame and mayb for ppl who nothing else to laugh bout
lol ..and after wedding series to follow soon i hope !!
Thats it, im off out drinking tonight to find a white chick !!
Preferably Irish....
PS, why are the Irish and white women seperate ? Irish girls are white as well,
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lol
but it has something
;-)))
*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*
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american women:
first date...you have a dinner,go to her place and have wild sex.
second date..she gets allergies to your condom
third date. her lawyer sues you for a million bucks.!!!!
do it right - the first time!
don't judge us as a woman..
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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I don't find it FUNNY (though I placed it in the FUNNIES)...making it seems that WOMEN are after for marriage, money and too damn materialistic...kinda SHALLOW...
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleonor Roosevelt
Piet... Hahahahahahahahahaaha...
It reminds me Russell Perets
“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”
Martin Luther King.
Whats not funny in this...?
this is hilarious...
Filipina woman:
First Date: Kareoke
Second Date: Kereoke
Third Date: Kareoke
wheres filipina woman?.. huh!!
like the lebanesse one.. what a materialistic shame on the man.
I could only read a couple... i find it quite offensive.
The one about the black woman and the mexican just is really bad stereotype.
If someone sent me an email like this I would block 'em.
I thought Irish and Italians are white too? :)
Sylwia
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hehehehe
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soryy but it seems 2 b funny..cant control ....lol
Cool...... Any Irish women around?