Here for pilots and pilot's wife on QL ...
Aviation Humour
An old one but still a good laugh
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"
4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not a good sign.
Piolots are trained well to take care of the Flaps position and
also Rudder while applying their Landing Gear so that Wheels open
properly to avoid Nose Landing....:)
we will on tuesday.
now i wonder wether we actually have met before :-) lol
i have been here 5 years,i met samijam,sheron and a newbie,i also know stephF personally not from expatwoman.
staying alive ... I had some pilot's wife friend. When we socialize with them ... the husband can't stop to talk about the plane. :-) I know the pilot's wife in expatwoman in person (nath69, samijam and sharon). Have you met them?
how long u been here in Doha?
I have a wonderful,caring,loving,understanding hubby,whom i would give my own life....but he is the LAZIEST person on earth.I think he's jetlagged,but sometimes it drives me crazy.
But honestly,like the jokes indicate most of them r like that,not my hubby though,he's witty,funny and is full of surprises....he knows stuff u wouldnt think most men would know about...
And yes,he would rather die than to ask for directions....and he thinks he can fly a car ..hahaha
dont tell me thats from your own experience :-) xx
Thats real cool,here's some more
How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot?
Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me!"
A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he is flying, and about flying when he is with a woman.
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
A commercial airliner takes about 30 minutes and many flicks of switches before engine light up.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airbus fly-by-wire operates strictly under "Normal Law" or "Alternate Law"
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
All jet engines whine (very loudly) form start to stop.
Here's a good one.
Q: Why do you require a propellor in front of an airplane?
A: It's there to keep the pilot cool. If it stops, the pilot starts sweating.
Well if I wanted to avoid them I wouldn't go to them on my own 2 legs, would I?
Nothing is better than a good woman.
i think the title shud be "WHY IS A AIRPLANE BETTER THAN A WOMAN"
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i think the title shud be "WHY IS A AIRPLANE BETTER THAN A WOMAN"
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You cant avoid brits ... just like chinese ... you will find them anywhere in the world. lol.
I guess going to British schools rubs off.
I thought I was done with that over 2 decades ago but here I am still going to a British school 5 days a week!
you no need to be as sarcastic as an english man.
Good, novita.
Oh, I thought you said pints.
Actually ... i just need few more points to catch up with you. Not !
Great post. I love planes and was prevented from pursuing a flying career. But they're just great. Most of the time.