Just for few smiles :)
By landloverreview •
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything - trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. :)
My phone will ring at 2am and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?" I say, "I don't know. If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone."
I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
I rang up Ooredoo. I said: "I want to report a nuisance caller." They said: "Not you again."
LLR went to the doctor and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" He gave him a kite. :)
lol about garry kasparov, the CHECK tablecloth, and 2h to move a piece of chess!! :D